YurieOnYuri
@swaninacafe.bsky.social
Mostly Good Behaving Puppygirl. Owned!
Controlled by said owner sometimes!!
Controlled by said owner sometimes!!
just learned about straight sex.
dont talk to me.
dont talk to me.
October 11, 2023 at 6:33 AM
just learned about straight sex.
dont talk to me.
dont talk to me.
conservative humor: ”i hate my wife”
woke humor: ”i hate my wife /j”
woke humor: ”i hate my wife /j”
October 1, 2023 at 10:31 PM
conservative humor: ”i hate my wife”
woke humor: ”i hate my wife /j”
woke humor: ”i hate my wife /j”
Eating sand is flavoured
September 30, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Eating sand is flavoured
making a rolercaoster that looks like this
July 30, 2023 at 10:20 PM
making a rolercaoster that looks like this
my daughte r beacmae a writer?? what did the housekeeping demon not wanna recruit her into his cleaning cabal?
July 30, 2023 at 10:17 PM
my daughte r beacmae a writer?? what did the housekeeping demon not wanna recruit her into his cleaning cabal?
lol, lmao you really walking to me in those wonky ass breadtie shoes
July 30, 2023 at 10:15 PM
lol, lmao you really walking to me in those wonky ass breadtie shoes
dealing with penguins have never been easier since i woke up in a bathtub filled with ice
July 30, 2023 at 10:14 PM
dealing with penguins have never been easier since i woke up in a bathtub filled with ice
who even like breaks bread, like how you fuck it up that bad. if the bread is hard enough to break then its a fucking rock
id rather have a bread tear
setting my foot down on this
id rather have a bread tear
setting my foot down on this
July 30, 2023 at 10:13 PM
who even like breaks bread, like how you fuck it up that bad. if the bread is hard enough to break then its a fucking rock
id rather have a bread tear
setting my foot down on this
id rather have a bread tear
setting my foot down on this
working night shifts is like having a gambling addiction
July 30, 2023 at 10:12 PM
working night shifts is like having a gambling addiction
The jeans seams parting my balls like moses parted the red sea
July 12, 2023 at 5:06 PM
The jeans seams parting my balls like moses parted the red sea
Me looking at my acidic daughter Sofie: ”i didnt even consider pH”
July 12, 2023 at 10:12 AM
Me looking at my acidic daughter Sofie: ”i didnt even consider pH”
me at the zipline facility like damn theres a lot of dykes here
July 11, 2023 at 10:42 PM
me at the zipline facility like damn theres a lot of dykes here
censored for renaissance art 😔
July 5, 2023 at 7:09 PM
censored for renaissance art 😔
american businessmen always going to that "cock option" thing,, whats that about?
July 5, 2023 at 7:08 PM
american businessmen always going to that "cock option" thing,, whats that about?
aestheticswiki users will enter a red light district and say some shit like "wow this is so brothelcore"
July 5, 2023 at 3:14 PM
aestheticswiki users will enter a red light district and say some shit like "wow this is so brothelcore"
Gramnda selling slaves again like nooooo you were doing so well in rehab ;-;
July 5, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Gramnda selling slaves again like nooooo you were doing so well in rehab ;-;
(Watching gf peel and eat only the lemon rinds) shes so mentall illness...
July 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
(Watching gf peel and eat only the lemon rinds) shes so mentall illness...
Going into the retirement home hearing some fucking antique sfx thinking like who they selling now?
July 5, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Going into the retirement home hearing some fucking antique sfx thinking like who they selling now?
Starts rapping my pizza order
July 5, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Starts rapping my pizza order
I could fart out my prog with high enough velocity to kill someone
July 5, 2023 at 9:42 AM
I could fart out my prog with high enough velocity to kill someone
anybody interested in a themed blowjob?
July 5, 2023 at 9:41 AM
anybody interested in a themed blowjob?
ugh my razors were found and taken
July 4, 2023 at 8:22 PM
ugh my razors were found and taken
i should actually just end it.
i cant, you know?
fuck it
i cant, you know?
fuck it
July 4, 2023 at 3:53 PM
i should actually just end it.
i cant, you know?
fuck it
i cant, you know?
fuck it
that prog got me evil
July 4, 2023 at 9:17 AM
that prog got me evil