Jean Descole
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Jean Descole
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[Sweefis swap au||parody]
“You can say something along that line.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“I think Teddy will suffice for now.”

He leans over and delivers a peck on his wife’s cheek.

“I believe that settles everything.”
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“That could work as well.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
…!

“N-no you haven’t done anything wrong!”
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“I don’t mind it at all, my dear.”
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“…Right… and we wouldn’t want to confuse the poor boy, would we now?”
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Theodore is with Sparrow… as for the older one I assume he’s still by her side.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Just simply reminding Desmond of our current position.”
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Tch— The fact that you’re the one saying it is ironic considering that you’re the reason we’re being cautious!”
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
(Ah yes, I remember that…)

“Ah right you’re still a bit young. Don’t worry I can help you with your pancakes.”

He gets the fork and knife and helps cut it up into small pieces.

“Here you go!”
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Do you need help?”
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM


Even though sparrow is correct, he’s too prideful to admit it.

“Well he’s wrong!”
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“What so funny Theo?”
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“It’ll be a minute.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Hopefully she doesn’t do that.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Luckily, Mama Melinda is asleep!”
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Err…”

He looks away in embarrassment
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“…Well he wanted chaco chip pancakes!”
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“I didn’t intentionally do it!”
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Yes Theodore, I’m aware… “

He’s trying to hide his irritation about the batter.

“Drats… if only I had… hold on, I do… Sparrow! I— need your help with something!”

He calls for @himbysparrow.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
He angrily walks off
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Tch…”
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He knows he can’t exactly hide her… or what’s going on… instead he steps to the side and does a ‘here you go’ gesture.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM