Desmond Sycamore
@swappeddes.bsky.social
World renowned archeologist
[sweefis swap au||parody]
[sweefis swap au||parody]
He looks over at Theodore for a moment than back to the other direction.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He looks over at Theodore for a moment than back to the other direction.
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“And i suppose Sparrow is just the emotional support. Heh— “
He gives a light hearted laugh before looking around at everything but the couple and child.
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He gives a light hearted laugh before looking around at everything but the couple and child.
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December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“And i suppose Sparrow is just the emotional support. Heh— “
He gives a light hearted laugh before looking around at everything but the couple and child.
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He gives a light hearted laugh before looking around at everything but the couple and child.
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…!
“I— I’ve been fine… I’m more concerned about how you’ve been… are you okay?!”
“I— I’ve been fine… I’m more concerned about how you’ve been… are you okay?!”
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
…!
“I— I’ve been fine… I’m more concerned about how you’ve been… are you okay?!”
“I— I’ve been fine… I’m more concerned about how you’ve been… are you okay?!”
…!
(She’s up— finally I can—)
“Claire…?”
He tries to hide his excitement in his voice
(She’s up— finally I can—)
“Claire…?”
He tries to hide his excitement in his voice
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
…!
(She’s up— finally I can—)
“Claire…?”
He tries to hide his excitement in his voice
(She’s up— finally I can—)
“Claire…?”
He tries to hide his excitement in his voice
“It’s not a bad name, plus it’s familiar…”
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“It’s not a bad name, plus it’s familiar…”
“We were discussing you and the other Theodore that were currently housing, just trying to figure what to call the both of you, so it’d be less confusing.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“We were discussing you and the other Theodore that were currently housing, just trying to figure what to call the both of you, so it’d be less confusing.”
“It’s not a bad idea at all!”
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“It’s not a bad idea at all!”
An irritated sigh blows out.
“No— we wouldn’t—“
“No— we wouldn’t—“
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
An irritated sigh blows out.
“No— we wouldn’t—“
“No— we wouldn’t—“
“My apologies…”
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“Should we just call the ‘older’ one Hershel, to make things less confusing?”
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“Should we just call the ‘older’ one Hershel, to make things less confusing?”
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“My apologies…”
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“Should we just call the ‘older’ one Hershel, to make things less confusing?”
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“Should we just call the ‘older’ one Hershel, to make things less confusing?”
“And I remember how we’re in it! I know it’s my fault!”
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“And I remember how we’re in it! I know it’s my fault!”
“I know… I know…”
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“I know… I know…”
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“R-right… my apologies… I-I’ll just head off for right now…”
He, embarrassed, quietly walks out of the room.
“R-right… my apologies… I-I’ll just head off for right now…”
He, embarrassed, quietly walks out of the room.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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“R-right… my apologies… I-I’ll just head off for right now…”
He, embarrassed, quietly walks out of the room.
“R-right… my apologies… I-I’ll just head off for right now…”
He, embarrassed, quietly walks out of the room.
“…”
He knows they’re right… it was risky. However he’s too stubborn to admit it. Instead he gently places Claire on the couch.
“…So what have you two been up too?”
He knows they’re right… it was risky. However he’s too stubborn to admit it. Instead he gently places Claire on the couch.
“…So what have you two been up too?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“…”
He knows they’re right… it was risky. However he’s too stubborn to admit it. Instead he gently places Claire on the couch.
“…So what have you two been up too?”
He knows they’re right… it was risky. However he’s too stubborn to admit it. Instead he gently places Claire on the couch.
“…So what have you two been up too?”
“No, I didn’t…”
(Demon lady?!)
(Demon lady?!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“No, I didn’t…”
(Demon lady?!)
(Demon lady?!)
“Let me explain… I’ve been observing the manor for the past couple of weeks, trying to figure out the schedule for the guards. Today they were pretty light on security. I… I thought it’d be the best opportunity to grab her… besides what’s is their security isn’t exactly the best…”
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Let me explain… I’ve been observing the manor for the past couple of weeks, trying to figure out the schedule for the guards. Today they were pretty light on security. I… I thought it’d be the best opportunity to grab her… besides what’s is their security isn’t exactly the best…”
He reaches home and lands safely at the front door, resting for a moment trying to figure out how he’s gonna explain. He just bursts in carrying a sleeping Claire bridal style.
“I’m back!”
He see the two displeased women standing in front of him.
“I’m back!”
He see the two displeased women standing in front of him.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He reaches home and lands safely at the front door, resting for a moment trying to figure out how he’s gonna explain. He just bursts in carrying a sleeping Claire bridal style.
“I’m back!”
He see the two displeased women standing in front of him.
“I’m back!”
He see the two displeased women standing in front of him.
He eventually decides it’s better to just pick her up and run. With his vampiric strength he easily picks her up, though he does *kindly* note her weight… completely unaware of her condition. Much like how he got in, he goes through the window then transform into a giant bat and carries her off.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He eventually decides it’s better to just pick her up and run. With his vampiric strength he easily picks her up, though he does *kindly* note her weight… completely unaware of her condition. Much like how he got in, he goes through the window then transform into a giant bat and carries her off.
After confirming his plan he hastily flys over to the building, screening through every window looking for his target. With intense speed it doesn’t take him long to find her room. Even quicker, it doesn’t take him much longer to get into said room.
(Ah— she’s asleep… should I wake her…?)
(Ah— she’s asleep… should I wake her…?)
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
After confirming his plan he hastily flys over to the building, screening through every window looking for his target. With intense speed it doesn’t take him long to find her room. Even quicker, it doesn’t take him much longer to get into said room.
(Ah— she’s asleep… should I wake her…?)
(Ah— she’s asleep… should I wake her…?)
“When did you get here?!”
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“When did you get here?!”