Jeff
@swarmchaser.bsky.social
ITYSL
Detroiters
Gardening
Beekeeping
Urban farming
Video games
Mixology
Fantasy Football
Guitar playing
Blood on the Clocktower
Boardgames in general
Those are the things i am into.
Detroiters
Gardening
Beekeeping
Urban farming
Video games
Mixology
Fantasy Football
Guitar playing
Blood on the Clocktower
Boardgames in general
Those are the things i am into.
Just a little real life powerwash simulator on xmas eve. Gotta take advantage of 80 degree weather. #powerwashsimulator
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just a little real life powerwash simulator on xmas eve. Gotta take advantage of 80 degree weather. #powerwashsimulator
First frost tonight, so I decided to pull the ripe stuff that i had been putting off doing. Leaving the green tomatoes out. Maybe they will survive. #fallhaul #tomatoes #gardensofbluesky
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
First frost tonight, so I decided to pull the ripe stuff that i had been putting off doing. Leaving the green tomatoes out. Maybe they will survive. #fallhaul #tomatoes #gardensofbluesky
My partner and my mother-in-law picked out these halloween decorations, and my wife painted and cut them out. It was a huge project. She really wants to win the neighborhood contest and I am quite impressed.
October 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My partner and my mother-in-law picked out these halloween decorations, and my wife painted and cut them out. It was a huge project. She really wants to win the neighborhood contest and I am quite impressed.
Celebrated the birthday with some smoked brisket and my lovely partner made me a blood on the clocktower cake complete with depiction of me dead...
10/10 day!
#bloodontheclocktower #brisket #birthday
10/10 day!
#bloodontheclocktower #brisket #birthday
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Celebrated the birthday with some smoked brisket and my lovely partner made me a blood on the clocktower cake complete with depiction of me dead...
10/10 day!
#bloodontheclocktower #brisket #birthday
10/10 day!
#bloodontheclocktower #brisket #birthday
A long day at the vet for sudden onset itchyscratch allergy won't stop the carrot nub disposal unit (now with improved guard)
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A long day at the vet for sudden onset itchyscratch allergy won't stop the carrot nub disposal unit (now with improved guard)
Whenever Dayzee needs to wear a cone all I can see is the Pablo Escobar meme when I look at her.
September 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Whenever Dayzee needs to wear a cone all I can see is the Pablo Escobar meme when I look at her.
The worst tasting water goes to this monstrosity. Mojito La Croix. It taste like toothpaste. Disgusting.
July 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The worst tasting water goes to this monstrosity. Mojito La Croix. It taste like toothpaste. Disgusting.
One thing I have been doing since I got back into playing TTRPGs is naming all my characters to be Detroiters and ITYSL adjacent. My current character in a Delta Green campaign (think xfiles/cthulu) is an anchorman/journalist named Cooper Crim. Son of famed journalist whose already peed himself!
July 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One thing I have been doing since I got back into playing TTRPGs is naming all my characters to be Detroiters and ITYSL adjacent. My current character in a Delta Green campaign (think xfiles/cthulu) is an anchorman/journalist named Cooper Crim. Son of famed journalist whose already peed himself!
Achievement unlocked: early tomatoes.
May 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Achievement unlocked: early tomatoes.
Harvested and steamed some purple sprouting broccoli last night. Gotta eat it up as it hit 90 yesterday so it's gonna bolt soon.
May 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Harvested and steamed some purple sprouting broccoli last night. Gotta eat it up as it hit 90 yesterday so it's gonna bolt soon.
Even in the dark Tim Robinson can make me laugh out loud.
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Friendship | Official Promo | A24
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April 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Even in the dark Tim Robinson can make me laugh out loud.
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youtu.be/VMNFYadAJX0?...
Took a week off to get my garden in the ground. I overdid it on the tomatoes but I will give them away once I plant 30 varieties for myself. I don't have much space but it will be efficiently utilized. #gardensky
April 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Took a week off to get my garden in the ground. I overdid it on the tomatoes but I will give them away once I plant 30 varieties for myself. I don't have much space but it will be efficiently utilized. #gardensky
Does't hit the same as Coffin Flop but maybe Pallbearer Flop could help bring back Corncob TV... #itysl
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‘Horrible incident:’ Pallbearers plunge into burial hole in front of grieving family | CNN
CNN affiliate WPVI spoke to a family in Philadelphia after they witnessed pallbearers fall into a burial site while carrying their loved one in a casket. CNN has reached out to Greenmount Cemetery and...
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April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Does't hit the same as Coffin Flop but maybe Pallbearer Flop could help bring back Corncob TV... #itysl
www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/u...
I overdid it again with the tomatoes and Dayzee overdid it with the playing. #tomatoesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
March 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I overdid it again with the tomatoes and Dayzee overdid it with the playing. #tomatoesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
Our Roger dog was in ICU for a few days with pretty bad pancreatitis. Finally got him home and he is back to his old self but on a new diet. #dogsofbluesky
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Our Roger dog was in ICU for a few days with pretty bad pancreatitis. Finally got him home and he is back to his old self but on a new diet. #dogsofbluesky
It's that "can we go out in the dangerous storm" look instead of being asleep. ##dogsofbluesky
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's that "can we go out in the dangerous storm" look instead of being asleep. ##dogsofbluesky
I have only lived in Oklahoma for about 4 years and it seems to me that there should be some kind of drinking game for things that meteorologist David Payne says during tornado weather. Has this been compiled by anyone? #okc #oklahoma #davidpayne
March 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I have only lived in Oklahoma for about 4 years and it seems to me that there should be some kind of drinking game for things that meteorologist David Payne says during tornado weather. Has this been compiled by anyone? #okc #oklahoma #davidpayne
I'm not an intellectual property guy but what's it gonna take to get Tim and Sam and other Detroiters and ITYSL characters in Fortnite? Or at least a fedora with flaps on the back aka Brian's hat. @official-fortnite.bsky.social #detroiters #itsyl #fortnite
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm not an intellectual property guy but what's it gonna take to get Tim and Sam and other Detroiters and ITYSL characters in Fortnite? Or at least a fedora with flaps on the back aka Brian's hat. @official-fortnite.bsky.social #detroiters #itsyl #fortnite
Soon gonna be choppin' broccoli 🥦 #skydance #gardening
March 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Soon gonna be choppin' broccoli 🥦 #skydance #gardening
The things a dog has to do to get her daily walk during frigid temps. Dayzee is ready for her walk! #dogsofbluesky
February 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The things a dog has to do to get her daily walk during frigid temps. Dayzee is ready for her walk! #dogsofbluesky
Remember when conservatives carried around the Constitution in their back pocket? I always thought they needed it there so that they could whip it out at a moments notice to lecture the left on the rules of law and government. Apparently it's just there for them to wipe their ass with.
February 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember when conservatives carried around the Constitution in their back pocket? I always thought they needed it there so that they could whip it out at a moments notice to lecture the left on the rules of law and government. Apparently it's just there for them to wipe their ass with.