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Constantly chasing the high of naming a random athlete and a buddy saying “good pull”
Unc take of the week: shows need to go back to an A and B plot. Cool it with the A, B, C, D, E plots in one ep
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Unc take of the week: shows need to go back to an A and B plot. Cool it with the A, B, C, D, E plots in one ep
Americans would be hella cool if they just did the thing and stopped saying “but I have rent to pay”
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Americans would be hella cool if they just did the thing and stopped saying “but I have rent to pay”
McDonald’s brought back the two cheeseburger meal… someone is trying to distract us from something
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
McDonald’s brought back the two cheeseburger meal… someone is trying to distract us from something
Personally, I’d hit a bomb off him and give the finger guns
September 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Personally, I’d hit a bomb off him and give the finger guns
If you ever need to make me cry give me 8 beers and put on some prime Derrick Rose highlights
August 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If you ever need to make me cry give me 8 beers and put on some prime Derrick Rose highlights
You don’t realize how much you piss at once until you piss yourself in jeans
July 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You don’t realize how much you piss at once until you piss yourself in jeans
On my bike and a lady yells at me “you didn’t signal” as a I turn (I did) while she rolls through a stop sign… best Vancouver motorist
April 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
On my bike and a lady yells at me “you didn’t signal” as a I turn (I did) while she rolls through a stop sign… best Vancouver motorist
I’ve been wondering how this stevedore would feel about Trumps fucky tariffs
April 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve been wondering how this stevedore would feel about Trumps fucky tariffs
Took a chance on smoked salmon cream cheese this week… didn’t pay off
April 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Took a chance on smoked salmon cream cheese this week… didn’t pay off
I started watching more insta reels overs tik toks cause of fashy bots and now AI comrade Peter Griffin is talking to me about Marxism 🫡
March 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I started watching more insta reels overs tik toks cause of fashy bots and now AI comrade Peter Griffin is talking to me about Marxism 🫡
jfc if the US tries to annex Canada the year my fantasy hockey team could win it all and I finally found a slo-pitch to play on this summer I’m going to be so pissed
March 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
jfc if the US tries to annex Canada the year my fantasy hockey team could win it all and I finally found a slo-pitch to play on this summer I’m going to be so pissed
Rode past a guy on an overpass waving a fuck Trudeau flag at traffic during my commute this morning… told him to get a new personality and he just froze up
March 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Rode past a guy on an overpass waving a fuck Trudeau flag at traffic during my commute this morning… told him to get a new personality and he just froze up
Will there be tariffs on the piss I’m going to export on Trump’s grave?
February 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Will there be tariffs on the piss I’m going to export on Trump’s grave?
If I was American I’d be buying the materials to build a guillotine asap
February 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I was American I’d be buying the materials to build a guillotine asap
Give me 15 mins in a room with Elon and I’ll bully him into never appearing in public again I promise 🫡
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Give me 15 mins in a room with Elon and I’ll bully him into never appearing in public again I promise 🫡
I never thought tariffs against a fascist dictator would hype me up enough to want to run through a wall
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I never thought tariffs against a fascist dictator would hype me up enough to want to run through a wall
The odds that I die fighting American fascist just keeps getting higher
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The odds that I die fighting American fascist just keeps getting higher
There are too many cyber trucks spawning in Vancouver… I’m running out of insults to hurl at them
January 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There are too many cyber trucks spawning in Vancouver… I’m running out of insults to hurl at them
pov: you’re the ceo of a medical insurance company
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
pov: you’re the ceo of a medical insurance company
I got perma banned from the Canada post subreddit today for telling people to stop being class traitors and to support striking workers 🤘🏻
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I got perma banned from the Canada post subreddit today for telling people to stop being class traitors and to support striking workers 🤘🏻
Deleted my twitter today it was either that or get banned for telling Elon meat riders to off themselves
November 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Deleted my twitter today it was either that or get banned for telling Elon meat riders to off themselves
“Would you love me if I was a worm eating your brain” RFK Jr’s girlfriend probably
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
“Would you love me if I was a worm eating your brain” RFK Jr’s girlfriend probably