Concord 2. Be fuckin serious for a second

He grew up never knowing his mom, who has shown up for exactly one panel, which made clear that she was also a vampire, and the implication was that he was not only originally born a vampire, but also born a girl. He has not, as to the point I have read, found out any of this

Because people read these books, and I can't imagine they're very entertaining if the same amount of them goes "The armored giant growled 'Chaos will not claim my men, Captain (vaguely Latin name that sounds like the word clitoris).'
Clitoris frowned. 'You underestimate the enemy, Sargeant Craig.'"

This is like the Fullmetal Alchemist of gay pining

For me Dan Videogames has a "nerd in a movie that's played by a hot actor" vibe. Not in a patronizing "cute if he took care of himself" way, more like when you talked about working out I pictured you in a suit and went "maybe someday he'll treat us and post a picture from a wedding or something"

Look at Bob lol, it doesn't even phase him

Me when I see Kirby Squeak Squad (the 10th best kirby game)

Here in the Opposition to Fascism©, our genius strategy for activating young and cynical voters is to ensure that the experience of touching electoral politics is as close as possible to touching a noxious chemical carcinogen

You're a pretty good follow, Doctor

Always nice to see someone rightfully call out the writing quality gap between the isekai boy trash and the isekai girl trash. We need to talk about the ways society is letting down young men!

Okay, well that's just crazy talk. How could you not love quest design that feels like you're reading a small set of unrelated tvtropes page summaries, one after the other, shooting every occupant of a building, and then getting a useless piece of heavy trash that you have to dump on the ground?

It is absolutely hilarious that *even you* find the gameplay in the gamebryo engine Fallouts insufferable

Fantasy Knockout

haha what if you were isekai'd into a cute girl with sharp teeth with your best friend who is lowkey scared of women but is fine around you haha what if...

the authors are a married couple who want to give people fetishes so it's peak I'm afraid

Dude I've read the first 5 chapters of 300 of these and of the ones set in a piece of in-world fiction, NONE of them are set in anything but a videogame or a novel