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Sweaty Johnson

Built for sweat. Made for play.
No gimmicks, no fluff—just damn good jocks.

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Introducing:
North Pole

Naughty doesn’t need to be dark to be dangerous. The North Pole jockstrap is now available. A joyous, cheerful take on a clean-cut classic. A pattern that feigns innocence.

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November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
murmurs of mischief
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saturday
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ocean
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Welcome to jocktober.
Where premium meets primal.
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girth
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
navy
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
filthy
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
September 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
sunday sweat
August 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Get a grip.
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Comfort Jock

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August 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TT

Classic Jock - Icon

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August 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Goodnight.

Comfort Jock - Ocean

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August 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Casual Friday

Performance Jock - Fang

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August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🐽

What smells better than a Sweaty Johnson?

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August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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No gimmicks, no fluff, just damn good jocks.
August 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Take all the Sweaty Johnson you can handle. This is a raw, no limit sale. 50% off everything. One weekend only. When it’s gone, it’s gone.

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July 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Full wood. Half Price.

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48 hours only. This will only happen once. Everything is 50% off.

Everything!
July 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Good morning.

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July 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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