Celosia
sweetbabytay.bsky.social
Celosia
@sweetbabytay.bsky.social
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Not buying a bidet i already have a perfectly good sink
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Call me Australian cuz I'm in the fucking bush
October 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went to the ER and they told me I need to nut up or shut up
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The local farm animal supplies store is getting suspicious of my syringe buying habits
July 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They call him Moby Dick because of his massive whale cock
July 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
First rule of Pleroma club, don't think about the qualities of the Pleroma
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me in Jung putting egg of the gods inside the devils heart so a new god can be born and act as our servants
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Racking up Samsara cycles so I can get 100%percent completion
May 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When you like one of my skeets, it sends a signal to the shock collar around my nut sack
May 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The doctor prescribed me shining lasers in my eyes to keep me from falling asleep
May 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Welcome to Subway, where your fate is sealed :)
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The French language is so beautiful, there is no French equivalent for the English "I'm sorry"
April 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Everyone is jumping on the vivec hate wagon all of a sudden, but I've hated him for years! Just look at this loser. Fuck the tribunal...
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Self-immolating in the middle of home depot
April 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yes I've had the surgery 🙄 (full skeletal replacement)
April 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Everyone is jumping on the vivec hate wagon all of a sudden, but I've hated him for years! Just look at this loser. Fuck the tribunal...
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Praxis off the charts, theory kinda lacking...
December 10, 2024 at 12:02 AM