Reverend Aiden
@sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social
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Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words. Support my work at: https://www.patreon.com/ReverendAiden
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AMERICAN kids are being zip tied together. ICE shoved them into cramped rooms. Forced them to eat, sleep, and shit in the same small area. I fear we're witnessing the beginning of large scale industrialized murder capable of rivaling the Holocaust. I feel sick as I write this.
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The illegal military occupation of America has started. ICE agents are no longer even trying to act professional, belligerently shooting people and manhandling women. Local law enforcement is also being subjected to chemical warfare. Stay ALIVE. Stay loyal to the Constitution.
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JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! Remember how ICE claimed they were rammed by 10 vehicles and had to shoot a woman 7 times? Turns out, her lawyer has footage of a federal SUV slamming into the woman's vehicle, an agent getting out, yelling "do something, bitch!" and opening fire.
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I always make a point to praise elected Democrats when they deserve it. Senator Mark Kelly deserves this praise. A good man. A tough patriot with a lifetime of proven leadership and service. He went on Fox and got Trump so triggered he started mean girl posting about PETER DOOCY.
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Following orders is not a defense for crimes against humanity. Government employee records are permanent. It's illegal to assault, rape, and kidnap people in EVERY state. No federal Trump pardon will save these ICE agents when their senile bloated orange messiah is gone.
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Talk about a fucking deranged freak, man. Some Charlie Kirk fanboy literally shot himself in the leg and blamed it on a group of non-existent Mexicans. MAGA made him a martyr, called for our blood over a now proven hoax. These "people" are sick parasitic pieces of shit.
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A zero percent chance that peace reigns in the Middle East due to Donald Trump and Jared fucking Kushner. How many times have we done this before with Ukraine? Hell, even with the trade wars and the Epstein files. A bunch of talk from MAGA, premature celebration, and then JACK SHIT TO SHOW FOR IT.
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Trump doesn't know what to do when people actually fight back and stand up to his bullshit. We see it time and time again with the trade wars. It's also why he's crying about Gavin Newsom pointing out his bitch tits and dementia. The Emperor has no clothes and a massive FUPA.
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Let MAGA use the shutdown to fire whoever the fuck they want. Go ahead, let 'em gut government. They're just going to end up being the dog that caught the car. Not hard finding videos of Trump joyfully CREAMING his adult diapers over the shutdown. People know who to blame.
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The America we grew up in is already dead. The economy is being held together by stitches and market manipulation, prices rising as rapidly as the brazen acts of corruption. Americans are already suffering from this unlawful regime. Rip off the band-aid. Shatter the illusion and SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN.
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Some unhinged MAGA veteran who stanned Charlie Kirk just slaughtered a bunch of Mormons. You can blow the "left wing terror threat" bullshit out your ass. No group will ever kill more Americans than Republican voters.
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Trump's Justice Department has orders to target anyone who expresses views considered to be "anti-Christian." Something they say is a "pre-crime" sign of "terrorism." Eat my atheistic ass. I'm NEVER surrendering my Constitutional right to express seething disdain for dipshits.
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ICE IS A VICIOUS CARTEL THAT HIRES SADISTIC RAPISTS. Huge lawsuits filed against the facility in Louisiana. A woman was brutally assaulted and forced to sexually gratify a sick fuck "assistant warden." ICE fired him yet deny all allegations. ICE = MAGA SEX TRAFFICKING RING.
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Just a friendly fucking reminder that I'm still waiting for Jesus to stop a single goddamn bullet. I wish he would. If a God can't stop a massacre at his own divine place of worship, what fucking good is he anyway? Why the hell should anyone keep trying to pray away gun violence?
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SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER. We now know why Pete Hegseth is putting national security at risk by having hundreds of top military leaders all fly to the same place. It's so this aging drunken dipshit frat boy can tell them not to be woke and gay. AMERICA A GODDAMN LAUGHING STOCK!
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There is nothing more repulsive than a dipshit who outsources their barely functional brain to AI. They already go through life expending as little mental energy as possible, but even that's too much. I'm sick of being saturated with shitty, soulless slop content.
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Frankly, my instinctual reaction is always to tell James Comey to eat a giant diseased dick. He'd be experiencing none of this right now if he didn't proudly screw Hillary over with his blatant foul fuckery. That said, the case is OBJECTIVELY TOTAL BULLSHIT. Expect a dismissal.
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I fucking swear, man. I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. Please, please... can Hakeem Jeffries say two fucking sentences without putting his hands in front of the camera and karate chopping the air? THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING WITH? Letters, prayers, and intro to public speaking. WTF.
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HOLY FUCKING FALSE FLAG. And of course, Kash Patel is again cock blocking the operation with his incompetence. Only a DIPSHIT believes a radical ANTIFA "leftist" just murdered two detained immigrants & conveniently wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a single unused bullet before shooting himself.
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I swear on the love of all things fuck, if I see Catturd start waving around a Ukrainian flag now... I'm going to go through some really dark and strange places mentally.
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THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY CHRISTIANITY ANNOYS ME SO GODDAMN MUCH! Frankly, I'm sick and fucking tired of the blue balls. Every other week these nutjobs tease a "Rapture." A magical moment when MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of dipshits vanish into thin air. LIES! LIES! LIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trump legit gave the most humiliating speech ever delivered by a U.S. president. I'm fucking serious. Biden could have literally seized out and started tongue fucking an ice cream cone in front of the entire United Nations and it STILL wouldn't have been this embarrassing to be American. HOLY SHIT.
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The goal is to exhaust you. To overwhelm your senses with overwhelming amounts of malignant idiocy. A government crusade against Kimmel one day, a war on Tylenol declared the next. POTUS publicly instructing the AG to prosecute political opponents? More foul fuckery memory holed.