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@sweetmax.bsky.social
if your name is max too please dont embarrass me
when the dough settles, rocky rococo will be the only pizza shill not in the epstein files
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM
My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up programming ai bots. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat jimmy fallon/tommy mottola pasta. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #fallon/mottola for crappy service
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
this sign vacationed with epstein
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
the grass pedant has logged tf on
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
seeing this t shirt in my timeline is how i found out ive been quietly fired from the aella polycule
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
there’s more
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
jd vance watching “garden state” in awe
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
the probable pedophile has lost all his juice. such a colossal losers that even crypto losers dont fuck with him no more
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
that white girl with dreads could never come up with this banger
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the world is so fucking great sometimes. also “jeffrey epstein(again)” lmao
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
me to people praising easy lover
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 AM
republicans never beating the “soft as baby shit” allegations
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 AM
@lataco.bsky.social hey wasn’t sure who to send this to but at 8:19am i saw a 4-5 of ice outside jb burgers in monrovia getting breakfast on the corer of olive and south Myrtle
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
you sound like ice you weak kneed bitch @golden.house.gov
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
here’s coalie on native land. you can tell this is from the us government because coalie is only thinking about respecting native sovereignty and not actually doing it
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
older white men, “bores and zealous pendants”, are most often accused of mansplaining, you say? huh. interesting
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 AM
holy shit you’re right
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
im proud of who i am, but your thing is cool too i… actually your thing sucks, get a real personality
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM