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Matt
@sweptink.bsky.social
24, they/them, BLM, 🇵🇸

No longer posting pole but please be 18+

Tacoma, WA
Having to retire a pair of boxer briefs because my balls just won’t stop falling out of the hole in them 💔💔💔
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
MY GOAT!!!!!!!🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HADES 2 LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Horoscope says to avoid roses today and I’m working a funeral
a stuffed bunny rabbit is standing in a dark room holding a candle .
ALT: a stuffed bunny rabbit is standing in a dark room holding a candle .
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December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Does anyone else get vertigo in their butt
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m going to shrink down and live in a little shoebox
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
One man’s chop is another man’s serve
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Had a pain free bottoming experience for the first time
a close up of a fireball flying through the air
ALT: a close up of a fireball flying through the air
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December 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Rainy Seattle jokes are ok this week and THIS WEEK ONLY!!!
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Maybe I’m too woke for Marjorie Taylor Green on snatch game
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Reposted by Matt
🚨 ALERT🚨

ICE operating in South Seattle.

Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.

Be on the lookout:
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They’re turning me into a blood eagle like that guy in midsommar
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why did I think Bruno Mars was in his 50’s
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Clinically diagnosed homosexual
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cold calling is so fun. Like heyyy what are you doing?
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue, Should I ?
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Someone send me a thousand dollars
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Having ungodly lustful thoughts about a coworker
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Smoking the weed that makes you understand music theory
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Afflicted by various melancholies and malaises, perhaps from an imbalance of humors
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“This game is dead” mama you’re playing on a weekday just past noon
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis?
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wait so The Cranberries are really good
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Jacked off and it felt like this
a close up of a fireball flying through the air
Alt: Princess Fiona radiating with golden light
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November 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Going to rip every hair from my body if I don’t get a vacation soon
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM