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Surreptilian
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On the internet nobody knows you're a lizard.
The Peanut takes many different forms
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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It's great TV watching these CNBC analysts realize there is no "theory" on TV in real time and they can't even invent one. One just said "They're burning down the house to cook a steak." There's a phone ringing off the hook in the background no one's picking up. It's chaos, I recommend it.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The literal wealthiest man in the world donating hundreds of millions of dollars to a presidential campaign and getting rewarded with a government post where he can award his companies with contracts is the most cartoonish possible rendering of what people warned about after Citizens United.
February 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Statistically, most plumbers will jump less than once a year. Mario is an outlier in this category and skews the average.
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM