Speak for yourself. I have some cankle torture fantasies that need fulfilling.

All countries needs to immediately stop all food exports to the US.

It's sad to see a country undergoing such mass delusion. America has been bait & switch for all but white folks since before y'all kicked the tea into the bay.

Something similar up here with Charlie Angus. He retired from politics a few years ago, but is now the face of Meidas Touch Canada and doing more there than he could ever do in Parliament. #elbowsup Tim.

With MSM dying a slow, painful, obsequious death, we need these alternatives more than ever.

Trump's an indicted fraudster...so....what's his point?

That's 'cause the oil companies ARE Congress and have been long before the Orange Turd got his grubby fat hands on it.

Those of us already boycotting everything, are. Some Canadians are no different from some Americans -- can't see past their own selfish noses. They must have their gewgaws and beach trips, regardless of piddly things like human rights or international law.

From a guy who's never held a real job, has always sucked at the public teat, and if he were to just eff off tomorrow, he'd still be robbing us blind with that gold-plated pension of his.

Dollarama Millhouse needs a punch in the face.

Next time you have a chance to ask Dollarama Millhouse a question, I humbly suggest this: "Given your distaste for socialism, when can Canadians expect you to give up your publicly-funded pension?"

Aw...Dollarama Millhouse doesn't like socialism? I'm sure he'll be giving up his publicly-funded pension any day now.

FFS. Get this man a friggin' dictionary.

They're eating the Cats.

Well, we all know the answer to that.

If he really gave a rat's ass about the issue, he'd be sending them to Alabama where 1 in 7 people is at risk of being a victim of violent crime.

How soon we forget. The right was shooting up beer cans when they didn't like a hot chick being used in a Budweiser ad. Far as I know, lefties ain't shooting up any AE merch.

Dear Martha,

The drones and Black Hawks arrived just in time. They fended off the Orange Turdlings and now patrol the skies, protecting our critical syrup supplies.

We are thankful for the metric system, which has so far eluded them.

As always, please send socks via return drone.

Love,
Windsor

Dear Martha,

I'm not certain this message will get to you now that the US postal service has been flushed down the loo.

Our embargo on American products is now into Day 43 and we are discovering several creative workarounds.

But, as always, please send socks.

Love,
Windsor

Dear Martha,

The winter continues unabated. We had to eat a CBC war correspondent yesterday. Please send socks via return drone.

Love,
Windsor