A Big Beautiful pile of cowards.
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A Big Beautiful pile of cowards.
June 14 — Trooping of the Colors
vs. trooping of the asshole.
vs. trooping of the asshole.
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
June 14 — Trooping of the Colors
vs. trooping of the asshole.
vs. trooping of the asshole.
I’ll never look at this sign again without laughing.
May 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ll never look at this sign again without laughing.
For escape from the Orange Man, try Netflix’s “Britain and the Blitz.” Heroes not horror shows.
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
For escape from the Orange Man, try Netflix’s “Britain and the Blitz.” Heroes not horror shows.
I asked my A1 what are the qualifications to be US Secretary of Education. It said … nothing.
April 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I asked my A1 what are the qualifications to be US Secretary of Education. It said … nothing.
$25 million for a lousy hat with a lot of holes.
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
$25 million for a lousy hat with a lot of holes.
Pete Hegseth, your room is ready.
March 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Pete Hegseth, your room is ready.
F D.T. That is all.
March 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
F D.T. That is all.
Lights out, Donald.
March 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lights out, Donald.
Bags packed. Ready to move to 🇨🇦. In my dreams….
March 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bags packed. Ready to move to 🇨🇦. In my dreams….
Logarithm. How to piss off an entire country.🇨🇦
March 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Logarithm. How to piss off an entire country.🇨🇦
Darling, it’s simply not nice to invite a foreign dignitary to your house and then insult the crap out of him. — Emily Post
March 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Darling, it’s simply not nice to invite a foreign dignitary to your house and then insult the crap out of him. — Emily Post
Memo to Musk and my manager: Five things I accomplished last week:
1. Kiss my ass.
2. Kiss my ass.
3. Kiss my ass.
4. Kiss my ass.
5. Kiss my ass.
1. Kiss my ass.
2. Kiss my ass.
3. Kiss my ass.
4. Kiss my ass.
5. Kiss my ass.
February 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Memo to Musk and my manager: Five things I accomplished last week:
1. Kiss my ass.
2. Kiss my ass.
3. Kiss my ass.
4. Kiss my ass.
5. Kiss my ass.
1. Kiss my ass.
2. Kiss my ass.
3. Kiss my ass.
4. Kiss my ass.
5. Kiss my ass.
So you invade someone’s country, then blame them for starting a war? George Orwell, are you listening?
February 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So you invade someone’s country, then blame them for starting a war? George Orwell, are you listening?
When President Musk’s kid grows a little plump…
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When President Musk’s kid grows a little plump…
Maple salutes the flag. Asks why can’t we move to Canada.
February 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Maple salutes the flag. Asks why can’t we move to Canada.
Justice Department? More like Injustice Department.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Justice Department? More like Injustice Department.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Gulf of Mexico. ❤️❤️❤️ Just ignore that idiot.
February 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day, Gulf of Mexico. ❤️❤️❤️ Just ignore that idiot.
I’m starting a GoFundMe page so Elon Musk can hire a babysitter.
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m starting a GoFundMe page so Elon Musk can hire a babysitter.