Matt
@swimtothematt.bsky.social
It’s all just noise and nihilism baby // 30
Van’s in for the MOT so of course I am spending all day torturing myself with abstract hypothetical Van issues that could possibly screw me over.
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Van’s in for the MOT so of course I am spending all day torturing myself with abstract hypothetical Van issues that could possibly screw me over.
The endless Gemini adverts on the Reddit app are honestly awful, fuck google man.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The endless Gemini adverts on the Reddit app are honestly awful, fuck google man.
Zack Polanski acting like the only adult in the room again. Struggling to think of a misstep this year. Inspirational, grounded and driven is a nice little combo.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Zack Polanski acting like the only adult in the room again. Struggling to think of a misstep this year. Inspirational, grounded and driven is a nice little combo.
Got any words you misuse because your definition of it is better? Mine’s dirge. Forever describing music as ‘haunted, dirgey, droning’ which is literally not what dirge means or even the correct usage.
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Got any words you misuse because your definition of it is better? Mine’s dirge. Forever describing music as ‘haunted, dirgey, droning’ which is literally not what dirge means or even the correct usage.
Man I miss when AI just made me think of that AIslop country song about drink driving instead of the irreparable damage being done to society’s critical thinking skills by LLMs.
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Man I miss when AI just made me think of that AIslop country song about drink driving instead of the irreparable damage being done to society’s critical thinking skills by LLMs.
The same idiots who fall for actual AI slop seem to live on YouTube accusing parrots, ravens and other birds of being AI and it’s so irritating man. Parrots are popular BECAUSE they’re fucking magical, do you think every bird capable of mimicry+ is some giant conspiracy or what?
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The same idiots who fall for actual AI slop seem to live on YouTube accusing parrots, ravens and other birds of being AI and it’s so irritating man. Parrots are popular BECAUSE they’re fucking magical, do you think every bird capable of mimicry+ is some giant conspiracy or what?
I don’t think I like playing Dracotail much at all tbh
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I don’t think I like playing Dracotail much at all tbh
Taking a break from the contempary to dive into what is, in my very biased opinion, the greatest 8 track sequence to ever hit some recording software.
Interview at the Ruins by Circle Takes the Square on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 5:09
music.apple.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Taking a break from the contempary to dive into what is, in my very biased opinion, the greatest 8 track sequence to ever hit some recording software.
Death to the earth and the filth she has birthed
Evil has a Babyface by Crippling Alcoholism on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 4:48
music.apple.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Death to the earth and the filth she has birthed
We wait to swarm
Séance by SENTRIES on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 5:00
music.apple.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
We wait to swarm
NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH NAGASH
Your Party in the news again and it’s uhhhh, it’s not looking good
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Your Party in the news again and it’s uhhhh, it’s not looking good
Cam Girls by Pure Adult on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 3:34
music.apple.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
People do realise the ‘FIFA peace prize’ exists solely as a gift to Trump right? Clearly you’ve never heard of Gianni Infantino if that fact shocks you.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
People do realise the ‘FIFA peace prize’ exists solely as a gift to Trump right? Clearly you’ve never heard of Gianni Infantino if that fact shocks you.
Or, hear me out, she unironically thinks the deep state is a lettuce
The Deep State is a conspiracy theory.
I know we all find Truss amusing, but I find it deeply concerning that you've got an actual former Prime Minister even saying this stuff.
I know we all find Truss amusing, but I find it deeply concerning that you've got an actual former Prime Minister even saying this stuff.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Or, hear me out, she unironically thinks the deep state is a lettuce
My head says SoloMission but my heart beats for a Skill Specs victory
I’m a little late but it’s time for the single greatest reality tv show of the year. I don’t even play OSRS.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE GAME ON RUNESCAPE - Gielinor Games 5
YouTube video by SoupRS
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
My head says SoloMission but my heart beats for a Skill Specs victory
I’m a little late but it’s time for the single greatest reality tv show of the year. I don’t even play OSRS.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE GAME ON RUNESCAPE - Gielinor Games 5
YouTube video by SoupRS
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’m a little late but it’s time for the single greatest reality tv show of the year. I don’t even play OSRS.
If anyone’s got any music recommendations that fit the theme of ‘music you wouldn’t want to get lost in a forest to’ please hit me up.
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If anyone’s got any music recommendations that fit the theme of ‘music you wouldn’t want to get lost in a forest to’ please hit me up.
The same people jacking off Kwasi Kwarteng’s awful budget are the ones now, with no sense of irony, using a junior chess title as their current attack line. I have some deep reservations about the current gov; the chancellors chess skills are not one of them. Jesus wept.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The same people jacking off Kwasi Kwarteng’s awful budget are the ones now, with no sense of irony, using a junior chess title as their current attack line. I have some deep reservations about the current gov; the chancellors chess skills are not one of them. Jesus wept.
Reading the (translations of) the lore books for the diabellstar stuff; poor elzette.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reading the (translations of) the lore books for the diabellstar stuff; poor elzette.
I’m really not sure the head of a left party attempting to revolutionise the UK is never going to work if the leadership is both non-comittal and conflict avoidant. I’m also quite sure that the Green’s know this, and it shows in recent comms.
‘We had six MPs and four factions’: inside Your Party’s toxic power struggles
A terrific read from @peterwalker99.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
A terrific read from @peterwalker99.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘We had six MPs and four factions’: inside Your Party’s toxic power struggles
Some say Jeremy Corbyn is too non-committal for project to work, while others blame Zarah Sultana’s combative nature
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’m really not sure the head of a left party attempting to revolutionise the UK is never going to work if the leadership is both non-comittal and conflict avoidant. I’m also quite sure that the Green’s know this, and it shows in recent comms.
Red Ransom banned FUCK
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Red Ransom banned FUCK