There is also this: kaiserhoff.org

Some folks here have already pointed out that German-ness is less concentrated in MN than in other places, but at some point you should do yourself the favor of visiting New Ulm and at least taking a picture of yourself next to the Herman the German monument. :-) www.newulm.com/things-to-do...

Hmm, renoviction is pretty nice. (The word, not the concept!)

Cool, thanks.

Awesome.

Probably ought to be a "mirkwood" of spiders, instead.

If convicted, though, what's the appropriate punishment? I say the guy has to eat 10 White Castle sliders.

Ha, ever since I discovered linguistics, both {c}s in "Celtic" have been [k]s for me. Except when I'm discussing Larry Bird.

We've all been there, dude.

He didn't slide; he flew.

My sheet music says "Enlargen your world".

This is like when Lottie informed me that there's a pink lion on the Spanish flag.

Sounds like an implosive to me, but if it is an implosive, then it's a voiceless one, as you've transcribed it. Providing further evidence for the feature [+laryngeally weird].

I don't know, man. Who's to say that [i] - [ɪ] aren't a tense/lax pair?

Looks like you're in the Consequences part.

I think you're thinking of the southern pronunciation of "floor".