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We vacuumed all the pet hair off the couch today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We vacuumed all the pet hair off the couch today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
BTW, there's ZERO chance Trump "bought" that Tesla. So he ain't selling it or giving it away. It's getting towed away, back to the local dealership where it came from. (Unless Trump decides to autograph it to make some cash by auctioning it off to another rich MAGA sucker.) #grift
June 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
BTW, there's ZERO chance Trump "bought" that Tesla. So he ain't selling it or giving it away. It's getting towed away, back to the local dealership where it came from. (Unless Trump decides to autograph it to make some cash by auctioning it off to another rich MAGA sucker.) #grift
Let’s make Alcatraz the 51st state. Way easier.
Is he serious? Reopening Alcatraz would be a massive project! Costing around $800M – $1.7B upfront, plus $100 – 250M annually for operations, logistics, staffing, and legal hurdles.
#ProudBlue
www.npr.org/2025/05/05/n...
#ProudBlue
www.npr.org/2025/05/05/n...
Trump says he will reopen Alcatraz for the 'most ruthless and violent' prisoners
The prison on a forbidding island off San Francisco was operated at a prohibitive cost. Now, President Trump says it's time to substantially enlarge and rebuild Alcatraz as a federal penitentiary.
www.npr.org
May 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let’s make Alcatraz the 51st state. Way easier.
"coarse language" is such a cute heads up. #hbo #thelastofus
April 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"coarse language" is such a cute heads up. #hbo #thelastofus
April 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gonna be quiet for a bit, clonclaving and whatnot.
April 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Gonna be quiet for a bit, clonclaving and whatnot.
Say what you will, he is TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Say what you will, he is TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
Felt like we did some real good Americaning today.
April 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Felt like we did some real good Americaning today.
April 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hey, @bsky.app , when I want to login and see the very latest post, I click "home" and get a series of of hours-old posts. "Home" should take me to posts that are seconds/ minutes old? Am I doing something wrong? I want to check in and see up to the minute shit... what am I missing?
April 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hey, @bsky.app , when I want to login and see the very latest post, I click "home" and get a series of of hours-old posts. "Home" should take me to posts that are seconds/ minutes old? Am I doing something wrong? I want to check in and see up to the minute shit... what am I missing?
Incredible story from Cory Booker about a lawyer who helped his family set up a sting to expose prejudice in NJ real estate. Just amazing. #corybooker
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Incredible story from Cory Booker about a lawyer who helped his family set up a sting to expose prejudice in NJ real estate. Just amazing. #corybooker
90% of the workforce at the Snot Factory have been furloughed, and I’m feeling much better.
March 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
90% of the workforce at the Snot Factory have been furloughed, and I’m feeling much better.
reminder: at this very moment, lots of people are doing crazy fucked up shit that will hurt millions of people
March 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
reminder: at this very moment, lots of people are doing crazy fucked up shit that will hurt millions of people
Seriously- baking soda AND baking powder? What’s the difference?! Do we really need both?! Who’s responsible for this nightmare? Are club soda and baby powder somehow involved? This is so fucked.
March 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Seriously- baking soda AND baking powder? What’s the difference?! Do we really need both?! Who’s responsible for this nightmare? Are club soda and baby powder somehow involved? This is so fucked.
And contrary to how a lot
of people are characterizing it, it wasn’t a “shouting match.” The only people shouting were the President and Vice President of the United States of America.
of people are characterizing it, it wasn’t a “shouting match.” The only people shouting were the President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Lindsey Graham immediately following up an Oval Office meeting at which Trump and Vance disgraced themselves and the United States with a call for Zelenskyy to leave Ukraine's presidency only makes me feel more strongly that this whole event today was pre-planned and in service of Kremlin interests.
February 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And contrary to how a lot
of people are characterizing it, it wasn’t a “shouting match.” The only people shouting were the President and Vice President of the United States of America.
of people are characterizing it, it wasn’t a “shouting match.” The only people shouting were the President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Stasi Gabbard is not going to help things. This is bad. Shame on us for letting this happen.
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stasi Gabbard is not going to help things. This is bad. Shame on us for letting this happen.
How long before the state of Oklahoma spends millions to stock their classrooms with the new TrumpGlobe©, featuring the Gulf of America, Mt. McKinley, the MusKanal, etc?
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How long before the state of Oklahoma spends millions to stock their classrooms with the new TrumpGlobe©, featuring the Gulf of America, Mt. McKinley, the MusKanal, etc?
“Better Man” is easily the best movie about a coked-up monkey that I’ve seen this year.
December 21, 2024 at 9:24 AM
“Better Man” is easily the best movie about a coked-up monkey that I’ve seen this year.
When Trump realizes people are openly calling him Elon’s puppet, he’s gonna deposit a brick in his Depends, and I can’t wait for the brickstorm.
December 20, 2024 at 7:57 AM
When Trump realizes people are openly calling him Elon’s puppet, he’s gonna deposit a brick in his Depends, and I can’t wait for the brickstorm.