Spike
@switchyspike.bsky.social
🔞 | switchy genderbendy masc-ish kinkster who enjoys gear and most sorts of dressing up | they/them | early 40s | UK | DMs open | occasional femme side (Paige, she/her), but mostly horny genderwut?/nb human | 🔞
Happy Christmas, Vee 💜
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Christmas, Vee 💜
Secretary, absolutely
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Secretary, absolutely
Well yes, drones need programming... 😈
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Well yes, drones need programming... 😈
What I said yesterday totally accurate then 🤣 maybe two layers today? It's cold... and heaven knows what that friction might do...
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What I said yesterday totally accurate then 🤣 maybe two layers today? It's cold... and heaven knows what that friction might do...
Definitely one to wear with the heating up on full... 😈🥵
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Definitely one to wear with the heating up on full... 😈🥵
I take it it still feels good and distracting? * 😈
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I take it it still feels good and distracting? * 😈
Secure its hands and feet securely, have the estim up a notch but programmed to go 5 minutes on, 15 off... then put it under the duvet and turn on the heating... let it stew in its own juices for an hour or two...
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Secure its hands and feet securely, have the estim up a notch but programmed to go 5 minutes on, 15 off... then put it under the duvet and turn on the heating... let it stew in its own juices for an hour or two...
Incredibly relatable here too. Also just feels like my brain (ND) doesn't really know how to do it well in this world, either.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Incredibly relatable here too. Also just feels like my brain (ND) doesn't really know how to do it well in this world, either.
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
Juuust a distant memory now...
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Juuust a distant memory now...
All good here! Casual as you like x
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
All good here! Casual as you like x
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...