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Brandon.
@swizzlenuts.bsky.social
38yo scientist that's looking for a job

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hahah. i did not think about wigs before I posted.
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Good point. Maybe I'll buy a stocking hat that looks like blue hair
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I was told bald is beautiful tho
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This makes me wish I had hair. I'd love to die it just to piss these people off
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's like I have to go back to academia after being out for 5 years. That's almost impossible without an absurd amout of time being unemployed.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I have a competent (almost expert) level in a large vareity of specialized skills. For example I'm more than competent in calibre and gromacs/MD software, but these are specfics that no one looks for. How is one supposed to show that I can learn fast at these topics?
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
haha great parallel. It definitely fits from my experience too. I've seen landlord's brain turn into sewage during the streams too.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i already know, but my ears are bleeding from just seeing the image.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"We can't have good things because a bad person might abuse it", is a horrible argument and I'm always surprised when smart people say it
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Why does this food all taste like a wine barrel? Weird
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
That's thanksgiving for cooks. Also too much wine
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fuck it's got me down to a T
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chicago police quit working in 2020 because people rightfully criticized them, which ISP would probably do too.

That being said I think he really needs to act on this because it's horrible. He's acted on so many issues like trans right and abortion, but I'm disappointed he's failing at this.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't necessarily disagree, but I think it's a bit of a stretch to start hating the guy, tho.

From my understanding of watching him talk, he's afraid of the ISP giving legal ground for trump to declare an insurrection because the police are working against ICE/DHS.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That's why you play the audiobook of "go the fuck to sleep" read by Samuel Jackson for the kids to go to bed
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Fuck this looks awesome. There is no digital version at my library tho :(
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM