Dick Tony
@swooshgazer.bsky.social
The Original Swooshgazer
Bi-Coastal Pennsylvanian
Bi-Coastal Pennsylvanian
Look, no one on planet earth loves Slowdive more than me, but Neil, if by strange chance you're reading this...it's time to go get the Mojave 3 bag. Kids are finding these songs the way they did Souvlaki in the early 2010s. Do it DCFC + Postal Service style and tour 'em together. You're still young!
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Look, no one on planet earth loves Slowdive more than me, but Neil, if by strange chance you're reading this...it's time to go get the Mojave 3 bag. Kids are finding these songs the way they did Souvlaki in the early 2010s. Do it DCFC + Postal Service style and tour 'em together. You're still young!
It's the end of the world so hurry up and live a little
April 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It's the end of the world so hurry up and live a little
This whole "you get more conservative as you get older" bullshit is perpetuated on the idea that you will make more money as you age. That was stolen from us and will be replaced with anger. Good luck with that, America.
April 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This whole "you get more conservative as you get older" bullshit is perpetuated on the idea that you will make more money as you age. That was stolen from us and will be replaced with anger. Good luck with that, America.
The Philadelphia Eagles won the fucking Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The Philadelphia Eagles won the fucking Super Bowl
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This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.
We were just denied entrance into the EPA after asking to meet with a DOGE representative. More to come.
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.
THEN FUCKING DO IT, MR. CONGRESS
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
THEN FUCKING DO IT, MR. CONGRESS
Finally started playing the Resident Evil 4 remake. Not a great weeknight decision. Gonna be hearing demonic Spanish in my sleep.
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Finally started playing the Resident Evil 4 remake. Not a great weeknight decision. Gonna be hearing demonic Spanish in my sleep.
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We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.
January 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN BUBBA
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN BUBBA
It's Monday Night VPN #fuckhulkhogan
January 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's Monday Night VPN #fuckhulkhogan
Jake Elliott is going to cost the Eagles a Super Bowl run.
Gross organizational malpractice to not at least bring in some competiton. I don't care about pedigree or what he's done in the past, something is clearly wrong with this man's ability to do his ONE job.
Gross organizational malpractice to not at least bring in some competiton. I don't care about pedigree or what he's done in the past, something is clearly wrong with this man's ability to do his ONE job.
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jake Elliott is going to cost the Eagles a Super Bowl run.
Gross organizational malpractice to not at least bring in some competiton. I don't care about pedigree or what he's done in the past, something is clearly wrong with this man's ability to do his ONE job.
Gross organizational malpractice to not at least bring in some competiton. I don't care about pedigree or what he's done in the past, something is clearly wrong with this man's ability to do his ONE job.
Who was it that gave Howard Eskin his "king" moniker again? Oh right, Pete Rose. Speaks volumes.
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Who was it that gave Howard Eskin his "king" moniker again? Oh right, Pete Rose. Speaks volumes.
I will not waste my time navigating a health care system designed to fail me. I will simply die, and sooner than later.
December 30, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I will not waste my time navigating a health care system designed to fail me. I will simply die, and sooner than later.
John Tortorella was always the wrong coach for a rebuilding team, and now that they actually have some of the pieces in place, he needs to go. Thanks anyway, goodbye.
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
John Tortorella was always the wrong coach for a rebuilding team, and now that they actually have some of the pieces in place, he needs to go. Thanks anyway, goodbye.
I snuck into the finals in my home dynasty league by the skin of my ass. Thank you, Jordan Love. Your restraint is something I aspire to learn.
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I snuck into the finals in my home dynasty league by the skin of my ass. Thank you, Jordan Love. Your restraint is something I aspire to learn.
Put Malik Willis in to start the 3rd quarter please!
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Put Malik Willis in to start the 3rd quarter please!
Jordan Love under 18.2 fantasy points tonight 🙏
December 24, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Jordan Love under 18.2 fantasy points tonight 🙏
Regular season NBA basketball is the single worst televised product in sports. The on court product is HORRIBLE and it's incredibly obvious how the officiating follows scripts, impacts stat lines and makes Vegas money. The PLAYERS don't give a shit about the regular season. Just watch wrestling 😂
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Regular season NBA basketball is the single worst televised product in sports. The on court product is HORRIBLE and it's incredibly obvious how the officiating follows scripts, impacts stat lines and makes Vegas money. The PLAYERS don't give a shit about the regular season. Just watch wrestling 😂
Uh what the fuck, why is Pete Davidson courtside at the Sixers game in the hardest Big Dom hoodie and where can I buy said hoodie immediately?
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Uh what the fuck, why is Pete Davidson courtside at the Sixers game in the hardest Big Dom hoodie and where can I buy said hoodie immediately?
Cyberpunk 2077 getting another update right after I finally took the plunge? I'm cheesin', choom!
a man wearing a chef 's hat and a leather jacket looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat and a leather jacket looks at the camera
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December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Cyberpunk 2077 getting another update right after I finally took the plunge? I'm cheesin', choom!
The main appeal of this app to me is that people seem to be sharing conflicting opinions about things they're passionate about without devolving into name calling. Sometimes it even leads to discourse! It's more akin to, ya know, actually talking to people in real life. Blue sky, touch grass!
December 9, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The main appeal of this app to me is that people seem to be sharing conflicting opinions about things they're passionate about without devolving into name calling. Sometimes it even leads to discourse! It's more akin to, ya know, actually talking to people in real life. Blue sky, touch grass!
I fear Morgan Frost may end up underneath the dog house at this point, which likely means he'll go immediately contend for a cup on a good team's bottom 6.
December 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I fear Morgan Frost may end up underneath the dog house at this point, which likely means he'll go immediately contend for a cup on a good team's bottom 6.