THE Habitual Pot Stirrer
@swooshmcduck.bsky.social
Sarcasm/Snark. Former @Nike Guy. Digital Media Consultant. Free Agent Pizza Spokesman. Purveyor of Naked Thursday’s. #AvGeek #WxGeek
69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday.
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday.
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…
Dammit. Nice.
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dammit. Nice.
He must be apprehended before he can continue this shit. I’m dying here.
August 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He must be apprehended before he can continue this shit. I’m dying here.
Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…
July 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me to Jody Allen & Joe Cronin:
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me to Jody Allen & Joe Cronin:
Just trying to spread the gospel of the dumper
June 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just trying to spread the gospel of the dumper
Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lying >>>>
Lying >>>>
June 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lying >>>>
Lying >>>>
3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌
No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh
June 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh
Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster.
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
June 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster.
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Me: *finishes laundry*
Goose: I’m a towel
Goose: I’m a towel
April 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me: *finishes laundry*
Goose: I’m a towel
Goose: I’m a towel
Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!
Meanwhile in the foothills:
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Meanwhile in the foothills:
Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!
January 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!
Stay weird, Portland 😂
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stay weird, Portland 😂
I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡
January 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡
Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?!
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?!
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
Disgusting. Don’t move here.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Disgusting. Don’t move here.
He just like me fr 🥹
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He just like me fr 🥹
Mexico don’t want Los Gringos to be giving out 🔥🔥🔥 Limewire mixtapes to them random señoritas.
January 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Mexico don’t want Los Gringos to be giving out 🔥🔥🔥 Limewire mixtapes to them random señoritas.
Exactly. What’s the deal, Señor Bonk?!
January 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Exactly. What’s the deal, Señor Bonk?!