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Order varies based on caffeine intake.
Order varies based on caffeine intake.
Redraw the prophecy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Redraw the prophecy.
Each chapter of this story provides new hooks.
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Each chapter of this story provides new hooks.
Anyone who can't roll with zoom phlegm shouldn't be taken seriously.
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Anyone who can't roll with zoom phlegm shouldn't be taken seriously.
gofundme is nice. Is there a gofuckice yet...?
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
gofundme is nice. Is there a gofuckice yet...?
Thighs like that can't lead to a bad ass because of science.
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Thighs like that can't lead to a bad ass because of science.
I'll raise you a dirty loaf.
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'll raise you a dirty loaf.
Explodaconda. I'm in.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Explodaconda. I'm in.
Those nails are rock solid.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Those nails are rock solid.
Thursday won't feel like Thursday though.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thursday won't feel like Thursday though.
Dessert should come first.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dessert should come first.
Looked even better from the other side of the table! ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Looked even better from the other side of the table! ❤️
Kind of you to assume there's *any* gray matter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Kind of you to assume there's *any* gray matter.
At last, we see each other plain!
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At last, we see each other plain!