swp1978.bsky.social
@swp1978.bsky.social
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My son cut off his finger tip in the kitchen. I fished it out of the sink trap and took it with us to A&E. I earnestly presented it to the doctor, who identified it as a baked bean 🙄
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Lol!; I did say maybe be "slightly" too young! " Xennials and elder Millennials share the same mental trauma afterall 😂
January 31, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You may be slightly too young to remember the "Bellies gonna get ya!" Advert! youtube.com/shorts/aKxjp...
Reebok “Belly’s Gonna Get Ya” | Funniest UK Ad Ever! 😂🏃‍♂️
YouTube video by Alex John Bryant
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January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
......Boycotting Heinz! ☠️
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Unless the subject turns to where you crimp the pastie on the top or side or the order of Jam to cream on the scones
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
@generalwitch.bsky.social ...I demand good natured sectarian violence with them & your spin off Darkest Dorset podcast! 😂 @revoltingross.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Seems like a metaphor for the USAs unsubtle threat to invade Greenland, all the regular troops will refuse to comply with illegal orders and they'll send ICE in as a weird loyalty test and they'll get conveniently culled a la Night of the Long Knifes so theyll be disposed of before the next election
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Roosevelt's, both Teddy and FD are definitely to "blame" when Teddy left after one term creating the Bullmoose Party a lot of progressives left too never to return, he definitely influenced his nephew with his shared comparatively progressive views
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Yet FDR with his New Deal was from the old Democrat Party
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Ronald Regan was the start of MAGA style reactionary, born again Christianity pandering, deregulation of industry & environmental protection, Conservative ideology
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
What's for Dinner Mother?!..is it bla...
three black birds are sitting on top of a pie with the words what 's for dinner written below them
ALT: three black birds are sitting on top of a pie with the words what 's for dinner written below them
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January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Goblin green base plates! , wanna go full Rogue Trader, do the bases out of 2 pence coins covered in glue, sand and then paint! 😂
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
All these guys are going to be definitely imprisoned and probably murdered in prison 5 years from now, unless MAGA tries to postpone the next elections
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
ICE aren't Police so stop them wearing Police ok their uniforms and in that subject, they don't actually have a uniform, its all just mismatched cast offs even the helmets don't match!
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Would Paddington Bear, being as he's South American refugee who moved to England, but quickly culturally white washed himself be on arrival in the USA : either : gunned down by ICE....or mistaken for Marco Rubio?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM