swunkey the moondog
@swunkeydog.bsky.social
hey, i’m swunkey! i’m a moonrat/dog hybrid, or a moondog if you will 🌙
he/they • grumpy & gay • sometimes i make things out of clay! • 32, no minors
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he/they • grumpy & gay • sometimes i make things out of clay! • 32, no minors
💍 @mothpoff.com 🧡 @fyne4247.bsky.social 💜 💍
icon by @bug2go.bsky.social
banner by me!
on the topic of my idiot son, here’s a fun fact about him: he’s terrified of asian children. specifically.
i’ll be on the porch with him and he’ll be chill af hearing various neighborhood noises but the MINUTE he hears my vietnamese neighbor’s kids, he darts to the door and begs to go back inside.
i’ll be on the porch with him and he’ll be chill af hearing various neighborhood noises but the MINUTE he hears my vietnamese neighbor’s kids, he darts to the door and begs to go back inside.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
on the topic of my idiot son, here’s a fun fact about him: he’s terrified of asian children. specifically.
i’ll be on the porch with him and he’ll be chill af hearing various neighborhood noises but the MINUTE he hears my vietnamese neighbor’s kids, he darts to the door and begs to go back inside.
i’ll be on the porch with him and he’ll be chill af hearing various neighborhood noises but the MINUTE he hears my vietnamese neighbor’s kids, he darts to the door and begs to go back inside.
agreed as my fluffy idiot chud son is yelling at me rn for no apparent reason
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
agreed as my fluffy idiot chud son is yelling at me rn for no apparent reason
uhhh here enjoy random like 8 year old doodles i did from my old job
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
uhhh here enjoy random like 8 year old doodles i did from my old job
if you see this, QRT with a game that released the year you were born
… cool
… cool
October 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if you see this, QRT with a game that released the year you were born
… cool
… cool
meet mr. wiggles. he has so many things wrong with him, and he’s happy with it. just like me!
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
meet mr. wiggles. he has so many things wrong with him, and he’s happy with it. just like me!
this is dr. sparkle fart
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this is dr. sparkle fart
i put blåhaj on forrest expecting him to hate it and leave but he just stayed there like this for two hours
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i put blåhaj on forrest expecting him to hate it and leave but he just stayed there like this for two hours
i hope everyone is having a wonderful day!! and if you’re not, just remember!
August 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i hope everyone is having a wonderful day!! and if you’re not, just remember!
i switched rooms with unit recently. we both still get mixed up, and he fell asleep in my bed this morning.
unrelated, i have a plug-in electrical duster
unrelated, i have a plug-in electrical duster
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i switched rooms with unit recently. we both still get mixed up, and he fell asleep in my bed this morning.
unrelated, i have a plug-in electrical duster
unrelated, i have a plug-in electrical duster
my incredible wife @mothpoff.com took me on a date to the FRIENDS experience here and i cannot express how much it meant to me. she’s perfect. she’s my lobster. 🩵
July 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my incredible wife @mothpoff.com took me on a date to the FRIENDS experience here and i cannot express how much it meant to me. she’s perfect. she’s my lobster. 🩵
this is the most handsome asshole to ever exist
July 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this is the most handsome asshole to ever exist
why does he look like i just called his grandma a slur
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
why does he look like i just called his grandma a slur
batman shart. batman shart.
July 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
batman shart. batman shart.
does anyone else have a cat that does NOT care about toys or treats? my boy will only play with hair ties bc he thinks they’re bugs. refuses every treat but will scream at you for ham or pepperoni. i’ve wasted like $80 on shit he just doesn’t care about. complete and total bastard. i love him.
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
does anyone else have a cat that does NOT care about toys or treats? my boy will only play with hair ties bc he thinks they’re bugs. refuses every treat but will scream at you for ham or pepperoni. i’ve wasted like $80 on shit he just doesn’t care about. complete and total bastard. i love him.
all the comments are smth like “crazy in the head, crazy in bed” and shit but uhhhh iykyk skfjgjgn
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
all the comments are smth like “crazy in the head, crazy in bed” and shit but uhhhh iykyk skfjgjgn
this is me. if u even care.
May 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is me. if u even care.
anyway, play pokémon pisces. it’s the absolute best rom hack i’ve ever played
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
anyway, play pokémon pisces. it’s the absolute best rom hack i’ve ever played
OBSERVE MY DAUGHTER IMMEDIATELY AND FOREVER!!!
May 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OBSERVE MY DAUGHTER IMMEDIATELY AND FOREVER!!!
CJ, my beloved…
before i had a fursona, this little scrungle held the fort. i cannot explain how much i adore them.
before i had a fursona, this little scrungle held the fort. i cannot explain how much i adore them.
May 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
CJ, my beloved…
before i had a fursona, this little scrungle held the fort. i cannot explain how much i adore them.
before i had a fursona, this little scrungle held the fort. i cannot explain how much i adore them.
and if you really wanna make a change—
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
and if you really wanna make a change—
Mr. Thomas Ba and his trusty steed Smooches the opossum
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mr. Thomas Ba and his trusty steed Smooches the opossum