if it tastes good it'll rot your teeth

i feel like i temporarily develop brain cancer whenever unfunny people cosplay being funny

How he looks at me after he realizes the elaborate story i've been telling him is actually a deez nuts joke

how it feels going to the gym w dyed hair

the only time the universe punishes a man for cheating is when he goes to a different barber

do NOT give me gym advice if you're built like a wendigo

i fw Isha heavy she the only goat of this season

evil doesn't die, it reinvents itself.

#promosky looking for mutuals!!

I heavily fw Arcane, Life Is Strange, Terraria, Fortnite and occasionally analogue horror.

Bonus points if you go to the gym or
can play guitar so that we can yap about that together!!

I listen to LDR, CAS, Sixpence and Message To Bears.

how it feels trying to socialize on a new app

I’m sorry too.

#jayvik #arcane