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Graham
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Cats. Beer. Walking. Scotland (ex London).

Parrot because it was in my camera roll. Forth Bridges because that's the view from home.

Favourite train: Class 66
You won't last long here, lad.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Don't forget to use times new roman rather than 'woke' calibri.
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Might be better to scoff a chicken doner kebab under a streetlight with your book!
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This is a taco made from unobtanium given the G forces it is experiencing during these uturns.
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Bring back Star Wars: Droids
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
And the ultimate pokemon - Skalzone, identified by being entirely contained within a tortilla shell.
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starmer is too stubborn, inflexible, undynamic, non-responsiveness and fixed in his ways for that Ed.
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I'll send in a dozen harpoon-equipped substratosphere vehicles!
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Qq. If a submarine goes through water and a ship rides on top of water, what is a spaceship doing and are most spaceships actually spacesubs?

Also airships... Are they really airsubs?
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Fairbourne?
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Digital service taxes up (or implemented finally).

Tariffs on US listed companies wherever they make their goods, every company in the Nasdaq/dow/sp500 should get a 25% tariff.

Companies can split up (or relocate) and list in UK/EU indexes to avoid.

Dedollarise

Don't relent. Don't appease. Fight
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Cheers. No mar-a-glass-o soon then!
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Are we talking strong words and tutting or a small tactical warning nuke on mar a lago? A French fancy feature of their subs.
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Schlorpiraff?

Schlorpkey?

Schlony?
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Btw you can already get these toilet bowl lights.
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Most people get a manual license (includes automatic), although I hear the slightly simpler automatic test is getting more popular these days.

Certainly 20 years ago having an automatic-only license would cause some ribbing amongst friends.
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The Trumpman Show
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Better to do it in the small garden centre area than by the power tools.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Now I need to burn my CPC464.
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Worth it.

Hopefully most of it is spam/marketing so you can delete in bulk.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Have been in that a few times.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Nice. Can you do the roads up to Inverness since you've got to the M8? Or maybe make it public contribution (github?)?
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I presume you had to wait at sheriffhall roundabout, the stupidest roundabout on the direct route from the A1 to the M8.
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Fucking useless. Utterly abysmal.
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It would tear Europe apart. This is most likely putin's plan.
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM