steven
@sylvan-librarian.bsky.social
librarian, leftist, magic the gathering vorthos with nissa revane brainrot - i write and shitpost sporadically about all this at http://tumblr.com/sylvan-librarian
*”Beneath the Mask” starts playing*
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
*”Beneath the Mask” starts playing*
lmaooooo! if 2008 steven saw this, he’d cringe at me, and then i’d say, “shhh, shhh - it’s okay 2008 steven. you can stop pretending you actually enjoy the fuckin’ dirty projectors or, like, iron and wine or whatever. just listen to what sounds nice and makes you feel happy.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
lmaooooo! if 2008 steven saw this, he’d cringe at me, and then i’d say, “shhh, shhh - it’s okay 2008 steven. you can stop pretending you actually enjoy the fuckin’ dirty projectors or, like, iron and wine or whatever. just listen to what sounds nice and makes you feel happy.”
this a pretty magical way to spend my fortieth birthday. good compensation for the indignity of turning forty. makes it all worth it 😊
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this a pretty magical way to spend my fortieth birthday. good compensation for the indignity of turning forty. makes it all worth it 😊
Least surprising, lowest hanging fruit pick for me, but listen: this is peak Green card design - it supercharges your mana and creates large creatures with good keywords. Such a fun Magic card. This would probably be my favorite 5-drop even if portrayed a totally different character.
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Least surprising, lowest hanging fruit pick for me, but listen: this is peak Green card design - it supercharges your mana and creates large creatures with good keywords. Such a fun Magic card. This would probably be my favorite 5-drop even if portrayed a totally different character.
you name your son “phantom train” and then the poor kid gets suplexed multiple times a day for his entire life
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
you name your son “phantom train” and then the poor kid gets suplexed multiple times a day for his entire life
my favorite boros land
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
my favorite boros land
mixing up my fandoms on my magic blog i suppose, but this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life. i even like k-pop a good bit, but people who think like this need to be studied
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
mixing up my fandoms on my magic blog i suppose, but this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life. i even like k-pop a good bit, but people who think like this need to be studied
post you from a different era(s)
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
post you from a different era(s)
Found my best pal at MagicCon this weekend
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Found my best pal at MagicCon this weekend
More K-Pop with my awesome girlfriend, Le Sserafim this time
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
More K-Pop with my awesome girlfriend, Le Sserafim this time
how your email finds me
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
how your email finds me
can’t improve perfection
August 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
can’t improve perfection
some pictures from our dallas vacation this week, including shots from the jin concert, the art museum, and the aquarium
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
some pictures from our dallas vacation this week, including shots from the jin concert, the art museum, and the aquarium
album cover ass reptiles
July 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
album cover ass reptiles
being a vorthos is so funny sometimes. whenever new magic story comes out, my friends and i all chat about how cool and based it is, only for us to eventually run into the "discourse" side of the magic fandom where everyone who hasn't read any story since khans of tarkir says it's dumb. based op
July 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
being a vorthos is so funny sometimes. whenever new magic story comes out, my friends and i all chat about how cool and based it is, only for us to eventually run into the "discourse" side of the magic fandom where everyone who hasn't read any story since khans of tarkir says it's dumb. based op
Got this guy from a gashapon machine at comicon. Always loved this little bastard.
June 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got this guy from a gashapon machine at comicon. Always loved this little bastard.
who’s your final fantasy crush and why is it kuja?
May 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
who’s your final fantasy crush and why is it kuja?