And flashes its display.
Into the trash, the strip it goes
Good money thrown away.
He swats my hand with velvet paw
Annoyed, he takes his leave.
Alas, alack, I’ve no success
I’ve failed again this eve.
2/2
And flashes its display.
Into the trash, the strip it goes
Good money thrown away.
He swats my hand with velvet paw
Annoyed, he takes his leave.
Alas, alack, I’ve no success
I’ve failed again this eve.
2/2
I’ve only made one prick.
I need a tiny drop of blood
On this expensive stick.
Don’t shake your head Baer, I implore.
I’ll lose that drop so red
Of precious blood I need to test.
No! Please don’t shake your head!
1/2
I’ve only made one prick.
I need a tiny drop of blood
On this expensive stick.
Don’t shake your head Baer, I implore.
I’ll lose that drop so red
Of precious blood I need to test.
No! Please don’t shake your head!
1/2
He’s left a calling card
A message left unsaid
He’s done a little wee
In the middle of the bed.
He’s left a calling card
A message left unsaid
He’s done a little wee
In the middle of the bed.
These pokes and pricks do hurt
And I stab him thrice a day
He’s really quite fed up
And he has much to say.
These pokes and pricks do hurt
And I stab him thrice a day
He’s really quite fed up
And he has much to say.
But he doesn’t have the words
So he does a little wee.
Or leaves a little turd.
But he doesn’t have the words
So he does a little wee.
Or leaves a little turd.
This morning… 3 stabs and he very kindly let me know via not breaking my skin with his teeth that I was not to try a 4th time.
This morning… 3 stabs and he very kindly let me know via not breaking my skin with his teeth that I was not to try a 4th time.
Zoom Meeting Facilitator: Umm… Carol? You aren’t muted.
Boss: It’s her cat! She has a diabetic cat!
*turns video on and introduces the Baer cat*
Zoom Meeting Facilitator: Umm… Carol? You aren’t muted.
Boss: It’s her cat! She has a diabetic cat!
*turns video on and introduces the Baer cat*