I just want to cry so much. When my plans don’t go the way I planned. The anger in me is feral. I just want to rent a car. I had every perfectly planned 😭
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just want to cry so much. When my plans don’t go the way I planned. The anger in me is feral. I just want to rent a car. I had every perfectly planned 😭
Thinking about the time a man called me while I was sleeping, so I yelled at him. He blocked me and still has me blocked. This is the longest that he has not resent a friend request. Maybe that guy has changed finally.
May 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thinking about the time a man called me while I was sleeping, so I yelled at him. He blocked me and still has me blocked. This is the longest that he has not resent a friend request. Maybe that guy has changed finally.
How do I always get a 100 on a test when I have no clue what it’s talking about. Pure luck, crazy
April 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How do I always get a 100 on a test when I have no clue what it’s talking about. Pure luck, crazy
This year is for no situationships and no sex. If another man hits me up, I’m gonna tell them I have the clap (I don’t but I want them far away from me)
April 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This year is for no situationships and no sex. If another man hits me up, I’m gonna tell them I have the clap (I don’t but I want them far away from me)
Lady giving me a vision test: do you need to get your glasses??
Me: umm I have contacts in…. (I didn’t)
Me: umm I have contacts in…. (I didn’t)
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
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April 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lady giving me a vision test: do you need to get your glasses??
Me: umm I have contacts in…. (I didn’t)
Me: umm I have contacts in…. (I didn’t)
The best thing ive ever done is change the setting on Facebook so that it doesn’t tell people that it’s my birthday. You really just gotta know lol
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The best thing ive ever done is change the setting on Facebook so that it doesn’t tell people that it’s my birthday. You really just gotta know lol
Everytime my dad looks at my stepmom’s dogs when he’s drunk he likes to say to me, “Sylvia don’t let me end up like them, kill me off. No ventilator’s.”
a woman holding a piece of paper with the words can we change the subject
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April 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Everytime my dad looks at my stepmom’s dogs when he’s drunk he likes to say to me, “Sylvia don’t let me end up like them, kill me off. No ventilator’s.”
Me renting a car for vacation. When did I become grown. So excited to be at the beach.
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me renting a car for vacation. When did I become grown. So excited to be at the beach.
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Dear god I hope no one ever gets ahold of the group chat 🫢
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dear god I hope no one ever gets ahold of the group chat 🫢
I haven’t been using 20% of my credit card, so it’s not actually helping my credit get better. But I’m scared to use it more. It’s such a slippery slope
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I haven’t been using 20% of my credit card, so it’s not actually helping my credit get better. But I’m scared to use it more. It’s such a slippery slope
It’s so funny that every man thinks I’m scamming them on dating apps. I actually thinks it’s funny that scammers tend to pose as women bc they know that men are dumb enough to do anything for bit of side boob.
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s so funny that every man thinks I’m scamming them on dating apps. I actually thinks it’s funny that scammers tend to pose as women bc they know that men are dumb enough to do anything for bit of side boob.
Last night I had my window open and the wind was so bad it blew one of my Lego flowers off my shelf :( I hope I found all of the legos to put it back together.
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Last night I had my window open and the wind was so bad it blew one of my Lego flowers off my shelf :( I hope I found all of the legos to put it back together.
It’s Aries season. So yall watch out. Im in a feisty mood already
a young boy in a suit and vest is dancing on a stage .
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March 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s Aries season. So yall watch out. Im in a feisty mood already
The first thing I gotta ask a therapist is why do I shake like a dog when there is any small chance of confrontation.
March 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The first thing I gotta ask a therapist is why do I shake like a dog when there is any small chance of confrontation.
Wish it wasn’t gonna storm. I wanna see my friends and be on Tate’s couch
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wish it wasn’t gonna storm. I wanna see my friends and be on Tate’s couch
Me replying to men just so I can be told I’m pretty and then never talk to them again. I just really need the boost okay
March 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me replying to men just so I can be told I’m pretty and then never talk to them again. I just really need the boost okay
I hate drunks. I’m so tired of explaining thing’s to drunk people everyday.
March 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I hate drunks. I’m so tired of explaining thing’s to drunk people everyday.
I feel like everyone in my friend group knows me so well. But my own family… na. Dad’s worried about my weight, and asking anyone but his daughter. Sad just sad. For record, I was skinnier when I lived in Hebron.
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I feel like everyone in my friend group knows me so well. But my own family… na. Dad’s worried about my weight, and asking anyone but his daughter. Sad just sad. For record, I was skinnier when I lived in Hebron.
I hate doing things that I don’t want to do. Hope tonight is good night or I’m leaving 5 minutes in.
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hate doing things that I don’t want to do. Hope tonight is good night or I’m leaving 5 minutes in.
Dad talking to my cousin: Sylvia also played the flute. I would also go to her concerts.
Me: dad I played the clarinet
Me: dad I played the clarinet
March 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dad talking to my cousin: Sylvia also played the flute. I would also go to her concerts.
Me: dad I played the clarinet
Me: dad I played the clarinet
Most nights at my household: Step mom made pork chops and sauerkraut in the crockpot…
Dad opens up the crockpot and closed the lid immediately. Dad then asked me what I was eating.. it was a toaster strudel.
Dad opens up the crockpot and closed the lid immediately. Dad then asked me what I was eating.. it was a toaster strudel.
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Most nights at my household: Step mom made pork chops and sauerkraut in the crockpot…
Dad opens up the crockpot and closed the lid immediately. Dad then asked me what I was eating.. it was a toaster strudel.
Dad opens up the crockpot and closed the lid immediately. Dad then asked me what I was eating.. it was a toaster strudel.
Anyone else having weird dreams since the year has started. I’ve probably had one night where I didn’t wake up with sweat everywhere
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March 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Anyone else having weird dreams since the year has started. I’ve probably had one night where I didn’t wake up with sweat everywhere
I would do some crazy things for French toast right now
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I would do some crazy things for French toast right now
I’ve been feeling extra mean lately. I hope this hike tomorrow makes me feel better
February 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’ve been feeling extra mean lately. I hope this hike tomorrow makes me feel better
Every man who talks to me: “I work the weekends, how about dinner tonight or tomorrow?”
My thought: so you ignore the fact that I work m-f and just said fuck my schedule right?? Why do men think I’ll just stop my life for some stranger that will just cum in 2 seconds?? I’d rather work and get high
My thought: so you ignore the fact that I work m-f and just said fuck my schedule right?? Why do men think I’ll just stop my life for some stranger that will just cum in 2 seconds?? I’d rather work and get high
a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt is sitting next to another woman and saying next .
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February 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every man who talks to me: “I work the weekends, how about dinner tonight or tomorrow?”
My thought: so you ignore the fact that I work m-f and just said fuck my schedule right?? Why do men think I’ll just stop my life for some stranger that will just cum in 2 seconds?? I’d rather work and get high
My thought: so you ignore the fact that I work m-f and just said fuck my schedule right?? Why do men think I’ll just stop my life for some stranger that will just cum in 2 seconds?? I’d rather work and get high