I have amused myself by drawing a fox on my tit, and making the nipple a nose. I then proceeded to show my girlfriend and ask her to boop the snoot. Am I a dumbass? Yes, yes I am

Keyboard acquired. Totally not gonna use this finger training for anything else.... Nooo....

Y'know, as fucked up as the past year has been, my girlfriend helped me realize something today. I really am the luckiest guy alive. What the actual fuck did I do that such an amazing woman allows me to love her?

I've been introduced to sci-fi games, and have thrown myself fully into halo, helldivers, doom, and mass effect. My friends will not see me for weeks

Anyone else have to call off a shibari session cause you got barbecue sauce on your rope?

❌ Yes Mommy
❌ Yes Daddy
✅ Yes Chef

Gender neutral, has the appropriate respect, plus it implies I'm good at sex *AND* cooking

Dying Star 🌟

Really want to record a cover, but I have no idea how to do that. I'm a karaoke girly, and I have no clue how to computer

The worst part about working late nights is that people expect you to be available and functional during the daytime

I'm starting to get into monster hunter world, and my gf laughed because I asked why the weapons are so big

Had my first thanksgiving this year. I slept through it like a champ

This is in fact, a typical Sylvie moment

EARLY BLACK CAT FRIDAY GIVEAWAY 🎊

To celebrate the most successful quarter ever so far in my small business, I am hosting another giveaway 🥹

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So, I'm new here, and so far my observation is that if I am a cat, people will enjoy my posts... Meow?