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Syncopated Traveler
@syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social
She/They
Tarot Card reader, amatuer occultist, and full time witch
Games, TTRPGs, cats, rocks, music, furries, and anything my neurospiciness wants
Secretly a fox that screams at their own ass

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I love how my body cues hunger as migraines and nausea

Thanks 2026
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Labubu Rehab Part 2:

I was pretty sure it was a Lafufu due the code being scanned too many times but my friends well versed in monster ways think he's real

Anyway he's cleaned now and de-matted. Now we are air drying before I attempt a pedicure and nose jon
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Only @walan.bsky.social would find a questionable Labubu on the floor at Walmart

Time for a glow up
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's not going to sway his most rabid base, but at some point Elon sat him down and showed him the stolen voter data

He knows he wins mostly through apathy and ignorance of the more ... mainstream R base

He also knows he loses that edge when those blocks realize he's a pedo
For those that haven't figured it out yet, especially the media.

Trump is comfortable summarily executing (murder) 104 civilians using our Navy-tear down part of OUR White House, killing our economy with his tariffs, killing our insurance, etc.

Why would he care about hiding the Epstein files?
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Decided last minute to turn my 12 hour into a double since I forgot there's a training at 12 today and I reeaallyyyyyy don't feel like clocking out at 7:30, getting home at 8:30, then having to leave again at 11
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I wore Rosie's dress to work today for the wear red, holiday spirit thing my job is doing

I was accused of being Mrs Claus and Cindy Lou Who

Guys

This the second time I have been accused of being Cindy Lou Who by a child

I feel like, that's a lot
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Heya folks, for anyone wondering why we mocked Charlie Kirk and are mourning Rob Reiner

It's because Reiner was a good person who advocated for LBTQ to name one group. On top of being a gifted artist

Kirk was a failson who traded gun regs for dead kids

You get what you give
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
She doesn't even go here!
First lady Melania Trump thanks service members and helps children pick out gifts at a “Toys for Tots” event at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Apparently car maintenance discussion is going on here

I was told my check engine light could mean nothing at all or it could break down tomorrow. After 2 months of repairs

Wound up trading it in cuz I don't gamble with lives
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*laughs in healthcare as another Saturday is gone*
Again, I recognize shit happens

But if you say you can work weekends and overnights and call off your shifts, that's me working them

That's now 3 weekends I have lost

And miss me w this capitalism "oh but that's a higher paycheck for you tho"

I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I still have that stage health thing down pat

Now that I'm home from work and the adrenaline is gone, I can feel how sick I am again!
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Thoughts while driving in Pittsburgh in a rental: AAUUGUGHGGYFGDFGC
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know cold skincare products help reduce puffiness

But like

That shit feels like needles on my skin

So I'm going to need that to be warmed up and I'ma just be puffy
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'd still work, and I'd use UBI to pay off debts or emergencies. It would be my cushion against forces beyond my control forcing a 60 + hour workweek

I'd save it otherwise. But I'd remain employed
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My new job sign on bonus needs to hit like now
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love my grandmother, I really do, but I am sitting here decompressing after a stressful month of 0 days off and handling hitting a deer

And she comes up behind me hurt I'm not hanging out downstairs

I will when ppl show up and I will if you need help, I just ... need some space rn
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Again, I recognize shit happens

But if you say you can work weekends and overnights and call off your shifts, that's me working them

That's now 3 weekends I have lost

And miss me w this capitalism "oh but that's a higher paycheck for you tho"

I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Shit happens. But when people routinely call off and only on weekend shifts, well that's capitalism's fault + a dif rant

Folks, if you can't work weekends, say so before getting hired to work them. Cuz now I'm the coworker that has to cover your ass and my next day off is now literally Thanksgiving
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Call me crazy, but the ppl who can order DoorDash and the ppl who are not struggling with pay/ inflation Venn Diagram is a circle
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Dem senators who caved are not on the ballot in 2026. Schumer hand-picked them for that reason

Just because you can't be primaried in the NEXT election does not mean it's off the table

There's always a next time and ppl will remember
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The difference between those of us embarrassed for voting for Fetterman and those who are now recanting their Trump vote, is that we dropped him like a bad habit as soon as his true colors shown

It's 2025, you can't just now dip unbruised after 9 years of MAGA
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have one grimoire alone dedicated to the practice of "skim the BS and collect the card interpretations"
Today’s tip: Many books give shoddy history but solid magical technique. A Tarot book might say the cards originated as golden plaques on the walls of a temple under the Sphinx in Egypt, a fantasy. But the card interpretations might be worthwhile.

#WitchSky #WitchTips #PaganSky #OccultSky
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me with my fictional crushes
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM