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Damn it Carl
@syntax-ceo.bsky.social
Emotional support merch for burnout survivors, side quest champions, and anyone who knows the cat is definitely in charge. Smart chaos. Mild regret. Surprisingly soft t-shirts.
"I hit creative burnout hard this year. And 'just rest' was terrible advice.

Creative burnout isn't exhaustion - it's disconnection. You can't fix that with a nap.

What actually worked for me: buff.ly/qCQVIPI

#CreativeBurnout #Burnout"
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My cat just watched me eat cereal for dinner, and I swear I saw disappointment in his eyes. He's not wrong, but still.
Rude.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Emotional error detected.
✅ Fix: Sit on human.
🐾 Side effect: Paralysis (3–5 hrs).

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #EmotionalTechwear
August 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chaos audit complete.
Verdict: insufficient mayhem.

🐾 Recommended action: Knock at least one coffee mug onto the floor.

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #EmotionalTechSupport
August 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🖇️ Free Burnout Tools:
✅ Micro-Celebration Checklist
✅ Chaos Flowchart

🎯 No guilt. No funnels. Just tools.
👇 buff.ly/UAutkml

#CreativeBurnout #ChaosCorner #FreeDownloads
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“Oh, you think burnout is your ally?” CPAP Bane has entered the chat—cold brew tank, Syntax the tux cat, and all.

If you’ve ever been molded by burnout (not just “adapting” to it), this survival guide is for you:
👉 buff.ly/tWAWEkf

#BurnoutSurvival #ChaosCorner #MemeBasedCoping
August 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Burnout didn’t lead to rest. It led to a cat-led merch store.
From “Cringe Noodle” mugs to chaos-driven stickers, here’s how emotional collapse turned into catharsis (and mildly unhinged branding).

🛒 Read the full story → buff.ly/y90Dnyg

#CreativeBurnout #SyntaxTheCat #SideQuestEnergy
August 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
SYSTEM OFFLINE.
Syntax has entered sleep mode. Reboot ETA: unknown.

🐾 Dream log: lasers. Endless lasers.

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #NapDrivenProductivity
August 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not all merch starts with market research.
Some of it starts with a 2 a.m. Slack message, instant ramen, and regret.

Meet the Cringe Noodle Mug—emotional support ceramic for functional disasters:
👉 buff.ly/v643m2h

#CringeNoodle #SideQuestMerch #EmotionalSupportMug
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Syntax has entered the chat.
And by “chat,” we mean he’s yelling at you about emotional labor.

🐾 Emotional support ≠ full-time job.
🖥️ "404: Emotional Support Not Found" (and other unsolicited advice).

Read it before you burn out → buff.ly/L0IrlF8

#EmotionalSupport #BurnoutRecovery #SyntaxSays
August 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Syntax’s Self-Care Starter Pack:

Scream into a sticky note

Avoid eye contact with your to-do list

Nap like it’s performance art

#Caturday wisdom from the chaos cat himself.

#SyntaxSays #SelfCareForBurnouts #EmotionalSupportCat
August 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
BREAKING: Corporate leadership is now 100% feline.

Meet Syntax the Cat: CEO of Chaos at Damn It Carl.
🐾 Has deleted a Figma file.
🐾 Has launched a Slack call by walking on a trackpad.
🐾 Has never blinked. Ever.

Read her origin story: buff.ly/aHmCPCu

#SyntaxTheCat #CEOOfChaos #CreativeChaos
July 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
New post from Chaos Corner:

🧠 The Burnout Survival Notes, Vol. 1

If you’re held together with caffeine, sarcasm, and sticky notes, you need this.

📋 Tools
🛠️ Support
🐾 Cartoon Cat

#BurnoutSupport #CreativeBurnout #EmotionalSupport #ChaosCorner

buff.ly/ylbQ9a9
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Choose your burnout form:
🧨 Chaos Goblin
😶 Disassociator
🗂️ Over-organizer

Syntax? He’s a triple threat.

#Caturday #SyntaxSays #BurnoutSupport #CreativeRecovery
July 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Nil doesn’t feel emotions.
He audits them.

Join the Cloud of Emotional Chaos with the official Certified Vibe Cloud Analyst hoodie.
buff.ly/LqSPBSY

#EmotionalTechwear #BurnoutGear #NilSaysNo
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Creative burnout is real.
So is your ability to survive the day with cartoon cat judgment and one completed task.

✨ 2 free tools:

Micro-Celebration Checklist

Chaos Flowchart of “Maybe?”

buff.ly/DLtoBYN

#SyntaxSays #BurnoutHumor #CreativeSurvival #FreeDownload
July 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Quit your last workshop in a blaze of undone worksheets and guilt?

Welcome.

The Workshop for People Who Quit Workshops is here.
📩 Chaos, comics, & Carl.

buff.ly/JAIiRAb

#SyntaxSays #CreativeRecovery #WorkshopDropoutsUnite
July 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Syntax’s Saturday schedule:
✅ Judge you
✅ Sit on your laptop
✅ Stare at the void (aka Google Docs)
✅ Nap like it’s earned

Happy #Caturday from your favorite emotional support menace.

#SyntaxSays #CaturdayChaos #BurnoutSupport #SideQuests
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dressed like a boss. Feels like a mess.

The “CEO of Chaos” case is now in the shop for all emotionally unstable professionals.

🐾 Syntax approves. Sort of.
buff.ly/LqSPBSY

#CEOofChaos #SideQuestGear #EmotionalSupportCat
July 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Burnout healing tip from Syntax the Cat:
✅ Cry a little
✅ Snack first
✅ Move one email
✅ Call it progress

New from Damn It Carl:
How to Emotionally Spiral (Productively)
buff.ly/p9u5rHY

#BurnoutSupport #QuietProgress #SyntaxSays #HealingBurnout
July 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You don’t need to finish it.
You just need to start with unreasonable hope and a few too many Post-its.

Burnout support from Syntax the Cat:
👉 buff.ly/TP5vUuE

#HealingBurnout #SideQuests #SyntaxKnows #ProductivityIsALie
July 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Burnout isn’t always a breakdown.
Sometimes it’s opening Google Calendar and seeing flames.

New page for the emotionally toasted:
buff.ly/vHPSTld

Free tools. Chaos blog. Merch you don’t need.

#BurnoutSupport #EndStageCapitalism #CreativeBurnout
July 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
New burnout support page is live:
Maximum Burnout. Minimal Judgment.

Real tools. Chaos merch. Zero toxic positivity.

🧠 Blog | 📎 Tools | 🛒 Merch
buff.ly/vHPSTld

#BurnoutSupport #EndStageCapitalism #BurnedOut #CreativeBurnout
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is Crap You Don’t Need.

🔥 Chaos mugs
✏️ Notebooks for bad ideas
👕 Cringe Noodle tee chaos

Emotional support in the form of merch you’ll defend to the grave.

🛒 buff.ly/3wsX3qa

#DamnItCarl #CrapYouDontNeed #CreativeBurnout #SyntaxTheCat #CringeNoodle
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
✅ Workshop completed: 0%
✅ Validation received: 100%

Syntax says you tried, and honestly? That’s enough.

A weird, safe-ish space for creative burnout survivors who quit halfway through everything.

👉 buff.ly/D7REvY0

#SyntaxTheCat #YouTried #BurnoutSupport
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM