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SynthBurger
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Stacked. Sauced. Reviled by the FDA. We make "Burgers".
Absolutely! When you do, throw us a link so we can let the nerds in the lab listen to it while they concoct our next creation!
July 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
♥️ Thank you for the love, @palaces.bsky.social ! SynthBurger appreciates you!
July 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maximize your staff's workflow by minimizing other flows! Toss out the Drexler's Donuts box in your break room and bring in fresh hot boxes of "The Block"! Great idea!
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Studies indicate that constipation can occur if nods are consumed without high caffeine beverages. We recommend you try some SynthCo Coffee Exxtra Dark to get things flowing again.
May 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM