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Syntropia: Music for overcoming entropy - since 2006.
#syntropia.music
Former professional vegetarian.
Retired not-for-profit administrator.
Recovering mental health therapist.
Skeptical Buddhist.
#syntropia.music
Former professional vegetarian.
Retired not-for-profit administrator.
Recovering mental health therapist.
Skeptical Buddhist.
Pete Hegseth: "Frankly, it’s tiring to look out at the White House, or really, anywhere, and see a fat Commander-In-Chief.”
Unfortunately, Trump’s Commander-In-Chef is Ronald McDonald.
#Trump #GreatOrangeWhale
Unfortunately, Trump’s Commander-In-Chef is Ronald McDonald.
#Trump #GreatOrangeWhale
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pete Hegseth: "Frankly, it’s tiring to look out at the White House, or really, anywhere, and see a fat Commander-In-Chief.”
Unfortunately, Trump’s Commander-In-Chef is Ronald McDonald.
#Trump #GreatOrangeWhale
Unfortunately, Trump’s Commander-In-Chef is Ronald McDonald.
#Trump #GreatOrangeWhale
NEWS: Larry Ellison surpasses Elon Musk as world’s richest person.
NOT NEWS: ORACLE = One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
QUESTION: Can you be the world's richest person without being an asshole.
ANSWER: Apparently not.
#Musk #Larry_Ellison
NOT NEWS: ORACLE = One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
QUESTION: Can you be the world's richest person without being an asshole.
ANSWER: Apparently not.
#Musk #Larry_Ellison
September 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
NEWS: Larry Ellison surpasses Elon Musk as world’s richest person.
NOT NEWS: ORACLE = One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
QUESTION: Can you be the world's richest person without being an asshole.
ANSWER: Apparently not.
#Musk #Larry_Ellison
NOT NEWS: ORACLE = One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
QUESTION: Can you be the world's richest person without being an asshole.
ANSWER: Apparently not.
#Musk #Larry_Ellison
Damn, I got no traction for my chant "Newt is a Nazi for the Nineties" during the Battle for Seattle WTO protests, while standing outside of Newt Gingrich's hotel. But I did get teargassed, so there is always that...
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Damn, I got no traction for my chant "Newt is a Nazi for the Nineties" during the Battle for Seattle WTO protests, while standing outside of Newt Gingrich's hotel. But I did get teargassed, so there is always that...
Dictator Donald
Trump is a wannabe dictator. We need to stop him. After all, a dic(k) is a penis and a tator is a potato. Who wants a potato penis as President? Not I.
#donald_trump
Trump is a wannabe dictator. We need to stop him. After all, a dic(k) is a penis and a tator is a potato. Who wants a potato penis as President? Not I.
#donald_trump
September 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Dictator Donald
Trump is a wannabe dictator. We need to stop him. After all, a dic(k) is a penis and a tator is a potato. Who wants a potato penis as President? Not I.
#donald_trump
Trump is a wannabe dictator. We need to stop him. After all, a dic(k) is a penis and a tator is a potato. Who wants a potato penis as President? Not I.
#donald_trump
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
"ICE protests are nothing like 2020. So why is Trump floating a Portland crackdown?" asks the Oregonian.
It's simple. Trump is stupid. He saw a picture of the 2020 protests and thinks it's what's happening now. Put down a 2020 protest in 2025? Maybe he can also stop WWII.
"ICE protests are nothing like 2020. So why is Trump floating a Portland crackdown?" asks the Oregonian.
It's simple. Trump is stupid. He saw a picture of the 2020 protests and thinks it's what's happening now. Put down a 2020 protest in 2025? Maybe he can also stop WWII.
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
"ICE protests are nothing like 2020. So why is Trump floating a Portland crackdown?" asks the Oregonian.
It's simple. Trump is stupid. He saw a picture of the 2020 protests and thinks it's what's happening now. Put down a 2020 protest in 2025? Maybe he can also stop WWII.
"ICE protests are nothing like 2020. So why is Trump floating a Portland crackdown?" asks the Oregonian.
It's simple. Trump is stupid. He saw a picture of the 2020 protests and thinks it's what's happening now. Put down a 2020 protest in 2025? Maybe he can also stop WWII.
The #BBC wonders "Why do bands split up and then reunite?" and pairs the question with a picture of the #Beatles. Are they back together now?
#good_question_wrong_picture
#good_question_wrong_picture
August 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The #BBC wonders "Why do bands split up and then reunite?" and pairs the question with a picture of the #Beatles. Are they back together now?
#good_question_wrong_picture
#good_question_wrong_picture
Epstein-Trump Virus Leading Cause of Pedophilia
The Epstein-Barr virus, AKA the human herpes virus, can be transmitted by sex. Doctors now say that the leading cause of pedophilia is the Epstein-Trump virus, transmitted by having sex with kids.
#Epstein #Trump #coverup #pedophilia
The Epstein-Barr virus, AKA the human herpes virus, can be transmitted by sex. Doctors now say that the leading cause of pedophilia is the Epstein-Trump virus, transmitted by having sex with kids.
#Epstein #Trump #coverup #pedophilia
July 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Epstein-Trump Virus Leading Cause of Pedophilia
The Epstein-Barr virus, AKA the human herpes virus, can be transmitted by sex. Doctors now say that the leading cause of pedophilia is the Epstein-Trump virus, transmitted by having sex with kids.
#Epstein #Trump #coverup #pedophilia
The Epstein-Barr virus, AKA the human herpes virus, can be transmitted by sex. Doctors now say that the leading cause of pedophilia is the Epstein-Trump virus, transmitted by having sex with kids.
#Epstein #Trump #coverup #pedophilia
Just look for the old fat guy with swollen ankles.
July 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just look for the old fat guy with swollen ankles.
Cardboard used as plates hold up better.
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Cardboard used as plates hold up better.
I saw that someone included me in a starter pack....of smart people! But I'm not smart enough to find it. I think that automatically disqualifies me from being in that pack.
#starterpack #notsmartsmartpeople
#starterpack #notsmartsmartpeople
July 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I saw that someone included me in a starter pack....of smart people! But I'm not smart enough to find it. I think that automatically disqualifies me from being in that pack.
#starterpack #notsmartsmartpeople
#starterpack #notsmartsmartpeople
Gulf Leader Attends Meeting With Trump Wearing No Pants.
Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.
Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.
May 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Gulf Leader Attends Meeting With Trump Wearing No Pants.
Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.
Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.
THIS I DID NOT KNOW
"Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..."
I did not know that!
Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?"
www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...
"Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..."
I did not know that!
Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?"
www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
THIS I DID NOT KNOW
"Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..."
I did not know that!
Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?"
www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...
"Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..."
I did not know that!
Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?"
www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...
Trump's War on Christmas
Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.
Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.
May 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Trump's War on Christmas
Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.
Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.
China had a one-child policy, Trump has a one-child two-doll policy.
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
China had a one-child policy, Trump has a one-child two-doll policy.
My childhood was full of trapdoors and ejection seats instead of chutes and ladders.
April 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My childhood was full of trapdoors and ejection seats instead of chutes and ladders.
You get a tariff.
YOU get a tariff.
EVERYONE GETS A TARIFF!
YOU get a tariff.
EVERYONE GETS A TARIFF!
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You get a tariff.
YOU get a tariff.
EVERYONE GETS A TARIFF!
YOU get a tariff.
EVERYONE GETS A TARIFF!
Trump Asks Putin To Find Yemen War Plans
Still waiting for Russian president Vladimir Putin to find Hillary's emails, Donald Trump now says he has asked Putin to find the Yemen War Plans. "I wasn't invited to the Signal, but Putin is ex-KGB, so I'm sure he was listening in," said a bewildered Trump.
Still waiting for Russian president Vladimir Putin to find Hillary's emails, Donald Trump now says he has asked Putin to find the Yemen War Plans. "I wasn't invited to the Signal, but Putin is ex-KGB, so I'm sure he was listening in," said a bewildered Trump.
March 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Trump Asks Putin To Find Yemen War Plans
Still waiting for Russian president Vladimir Putin to find Hillary's emails, Donald Trump now says he has asked Putin to find the Yemen War Plans. "I wasn't invited to the Signal, but Putin is ex-KGB, so I'm sure he was listening in," said a bewildered Trump.
Still waiting for Russian president Vladimir Putin to find Hillary's emails, Donald Trump now says he has asked Putin to find the Yemen War Plans. "I wasn't invited to the Signal, but Putin is ex-KGB, so I'm sure he was listening in," said a bewildered Trump.
In a rare moment of candor, the Trump admin admitted that patching Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg into a top secret chat was a mistake. It was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum instead. Because, Jeff Goldblum.
March 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
In a rare moment of candor, the Trump admin admitted that patching Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg into a top secret chat was a mistake. It was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum instead. Because, Jeff Goldblum.
In a rare moment of candor, the Trump admin admitted that patching Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg into a top secret chat was a mistake. It was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum instead. Because, Jeff Goldblum.
March 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In a rare moment of candor, the Trump admin admitted that patching Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg into a top secret chat was a mistake. It was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum instead. Because, Jeff Goldblum.
This just in: The Trump administration accidentally texts the National Enquirer about the Venezuelan deportees having Hillary’s emails, pictures of Trump without makeup, and Saddam Hussein's WMDs.
March 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This just in: The Trump administration accidentally texts the National Enquirer about the Venezuelan deportees having Hillary’s emails, pictures of Trump without makeup, and Saddam Hussein's WMDs.
Why Is Trump Trying To Destroy America?
During his campaign, #Trump promised revenge on his enemies. The American people now seem to be the enemy because most of them voted against him in the 2000 election. Largely, #democracy is being destroyed because of Trump's ego and overweening pride.
During his campaign, #Trump promised revenge on his enemies. The American people now seem to be the enemy because most of them voted against him in the 2000 election. Largely, #democracy is being destroyed because of Trump's ego and overweening pride.
March 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Why Is Trump Trying To Destroy America?
During his campaign, #Trump promised revenge on his enemies. The American people now seem to be the enemy because most of them voted against him in the 2000 election. Largely, #democracy is being destroyed because of Trump's ego and overweening pride.
During his campaign, #Trump promised revenge on his enemies. The American people now seem to be the enemy because most of them voted against him in the 2000 election. Largely, #democracy is being destroyed because of Trump's ego and overweening pride.