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Ben Slusky
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Side Eyeing Chloe and Pajama Kid in the style of American Gothic. Their faces show disgust, disappointment, and incapacity to believe this crap
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If you're running off your mouth And his buddy lives down south If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If his haircut's tight and high Fits better with a suit and tie If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he wants you to repeat it Where the chat room won't delete it If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed (author unknown; image from iFunny)
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looks down in dismay, appearing to read something from a phone that someone holds up to the television
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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President George W. Bush standing at a podium in front of a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Tay's 3D printed Clippy Clippy's eyes Stare into Clippy's eyes Gaze into the abyss
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Got it, quality all the way
Highway exit ramp meme shows a car frantically swerving from "Buying a quality docking station" to "This DHGFFJKYRSU brand dock is 55 bucks"
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The day in question
A cobalt-60 gamma ray source, prominently inscribed with the warning "DROP & RUN"
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I beg to differ
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ההוראות לא ברורות
הנה המיטנס
October 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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When you definitely have a firm grasp of Jewish beliefs o_O
Screenshot of parent post
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Not in word list: BOLLOCKS
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Johnny Carson, host of the Tonight Show, dressed as Karnak the Magnificent
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Rebuke the Devil
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rebukes President Donald Trump from across the conference table in a meeting in the White House
August 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Alelan pls
Dolan Duck
August 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looking nonplussed by what he sees on a phone that someone holds up to the TV
July 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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There's literally zero sanity left on Israel/Palestine. Only madness, everywhere you turn. Just today some dude in my feed suggested that NATO bomb Israel.
That just happened
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Someone in a cubicle in Fort Meade is like
A cartoon of a man pouring a box of "powder that makes you say 'real'" into his cartoonishly open mouth while saying "real"
July 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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"Traditional" views 😑
Tweet by Andrew Lawrence reads: "Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views ... Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones"
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"Got 'em"
The "Li'l Bastard Brainwashing Kit," used by The Leader to persuade Bart Simpson to join his cult
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power" meme, with a cat saying the line
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show, dressed as Karnak the Magnificent
June 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Wtf is this minesweeper board about

(courtesy of Simon Tatham's puzzles)
A solved minesweeper board which is ridiculously imbalanced, with the entire northwest quadrant free of mines, and the entire southwest quadrant packed with mines
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The replies to this are as awful as one would expect 😞
Bluesky post by Ripperoni @ripperoni.com reads: "Antisemitism is bad"
June 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM