Jeremy the Probably Depressed
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Jeremy the Probably Depressed
@systemninjaneer.bsky.social
(Pointing at trump supporting, antivaxxing, fundamentalist, religious, science denying, weirdo bigots)

"I wanna be whatever and wherever those folks aren't."
… On the other hand, Cabot Creamery just recalled 1700 pounds of butter because it might have poop in it.

I’ll pay extra for poop-free butter.

I wonder why other countries don’t want to buy our sh… stuff?

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April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
…And the same dim witted Republicans who stood around and let him nuke the stock market would probably stand around and advise us to “trust his instincts, he has a vision” as he nukes hurricanes, and possibly Ontario.

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April 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We used to have reporters and journalists that would actually work at, and dig up stories needed to know about, and media brave enough to run them. Now, they just go with increasingly verbose and click-baity ways to regurgitate the sound bites they’re fed by the Washington PR apparatchiks.

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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
but this story literally jumped out of a gift-wrapped box marked “Extremely Newsworthy Scandal Inside” and gave him a lap dance while throwing glitter into the air and screaming “Great Big Newsworthy Scandals Are Here” through a bullhorn.

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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They appear to be breaking the law. That is a big story, and that’s what -real- journalists would dig into.

I mean, I think it’s great that Goldberg wrote the article. Don’t get me wrong…

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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Because it should be pointed out that a big part of the story here is the use of Signal, and the intent behind it. This administration is intentionally circumventing record retention and FOIA regulations. I’m sure this isn’t the first time they’ve done so, not by a long shot.

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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Do corrupt politicians and cabinet members have to literally invite a reporter or editor-in-chief to a chat room labeled “Room Where We Discuss Committing Some Crimes” before journalists and reporters will actually dig into and report on something?

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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“*not* an endorsement” - It was as good as.

You know, you accused others in your party of bringing a casserole to a knife fight. You brought a white flag fashioned out of your own soiled briefs.

Wimp.
March 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“I’ve decided that I don’t mind if history portrays me as a collaborator. The alternative would be a lot more work, so…”
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM