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@systemromance.bsky.social
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weird nerd, cat lover, insufferable leftist, chaotic queer, full time Elon Musk hater, two time stand up comedian. I got diagnosed with ADHD and now I won't shut up about it. she/they
Profile pic shamelessly stolen from Audrey Kawasaki.
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Hey CBC News, I fixed your headline for you.
A photo of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute with his right arm. There is a news caption at the bottom, part of which has been blacked out so it now reads "Elon Musk making fascist salute at Trump inaugural event."
January 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Ok I know that most people don't know how a defibrillator works but I saw this while watching TV and the placement of these "paddles" made me shriek.
A scene from the TV series Firefly that depicts a doctor using defibrillator paddles on a person's chest. One paddle is placed just above their left nipple, and the other is down near the belly button on the right side. The paddles are not connected to any sort of device.
October 11, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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One time I got paid $200 to look at porn.
A prompt that reads "tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context." The text is next to a red beach ball with a smiley face, which is floating in water.
August 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Shit.
Asuka in a screen shot from The End of Evangelion, looking shocked as Some Real Shit is going to happen in the next 2 seconds.
August 12, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Ok Spotify, I don't pay you 10 dollars a month so you can come at me like this.
A screenshot from Spotify showing an automatically generated playlist. It reads "you listened to soundtrack and Canadian rock on Mondays on Mondays in the morning. Here's some: strange". Strange is underlined so I can click through to see what Spotify thinks is strange music.
August 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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the activision blizzard logo except it says "fucking unionized". the meme was put together hastily and looks like trash.
July 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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I got diagnosed with ADHD and then the doctor recommended that I take a drug which could possibly kill me if I take it alongside one of my other medications. This made me feel upset, so I made a meme.
Text from the report: "As this patient is taking an MOAI, we recommend a non-psychostimulant, Strattera, starting at 40mg per day." I note the drug class is actually called a MAOI, but that's not the point. The guy from the pen-apple-pineapple-pen video holds up two pill bottles. It reads "I have a MAOI. I have Strattera. UHHH. Strattera should not be taken with MAOI. With other drugs that affect brain monoamine concentrations there have been reports of serious, sometimes fatal, reactions including hyperthermia, rigidity, myoclonus, autonomic instability with possible rapid fluctuations of vital signs, and mental status changes that include extreme agitation progressing to delirium and coma) when taken in combination with MAOI.
July 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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I hear we post cats on Saturdays
A fluffy black cat laying on his back on a bed. His fangs are poking out from the top of his mouth. He has a slightly mischievous look on his face.
July 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Found the perfect bumper sticker for me
Bumper sticker reading "No! I don't know how to fucking drive. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared."
May 1, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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When you and your best buddy get on Tinder looking for a girl who wants a threesome
March 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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White dudes be like "damn check out this girl, she THICCCCCC!!!" and then this is the girl:
A thin slice of white bread. It is a perfect rectangle and somehow manages to be more boring than white bread normally is
January 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I'm not fat, I'm a
A jar of olives reading "stuffed queen".
November 16, 2023 at 6:03 AM
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Me every day
November 10, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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I adopted these two from Catoro Cafe, who at the time were working with the Cat Therapy and Rescue Society. I was also looking into adopting through VOKRA but I fell in love with these cuties!
Two long hair black cats sitting next to each other on a pair of footstools.
September 20, 2023 at 12:58 PM
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Same
September 16, 2023 at 6:44 PM