Stirling Matheson
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Stirling Matheson
@szmatheson.bsky.social
Semi-disgruntled ballet and film director/producer, writer, reluctant construction professional.

The quickest way to my heart is through the gaps in my ribcage.
This is so much more insulting than just asking for a collaborator who would work on it for free in the hopes that everyone gets paid in some magical day when someone figures out what a business plan is.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think that's me in the pot
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
And we wonder why the left never manages to form powerful majority coalitions.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I would happily take mediocre over this. (Matheson, 2016, 2020, 2025)*

*Weinstein, J. (2016, 2020, 2024). “US presidential election.”, 104(4), 439-458.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is the weirdest bell curve
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But then it stops being cringe if you try to explain high school biology to the Secretary of HHS
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If I shot a scene like that in a movie it would be a way of telling the audience that she was about to betray everyone in 5-10 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'll have a respectful disagreement about policy, unless that policy is murder. Nazis get no respect.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I wasn't talking to you. I just said "Nazi" and you jumped in with "he's talking about me!"
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
LMAO... I hate this. It's brilliant
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Being a Nazi is inherently a violent threat, and we should fill Bluesky with that particular argument.
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'd rather have the mediocre dancer in a unitard from the announcement.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Amazing man. I had no idea my dad was friends with him until recently.
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM