Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
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I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
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Everyone will manage Watford for fifteen games
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He also knew the colour of Mornay
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Fabio Capello was paid a ridiculously high salary to manage England and it should have been within his remit to inculcate a squad spirit
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The corrupt owner of a quarry is kidnapped in a gritty new thriller series ….
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Mimi, John, Neil & George - what a band that could have been!
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You were working as a waitress in an old folks home
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Says the FIFA vice-president. Infantino too cowardly to say something himself?
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Heinz have missed a trick here. Mr Tickle’s Pickle would be great!
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Headline with question mark means the answer is no
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A draw is obviously better than a defeat but ……. FFS Spurs - wasteful in first half, clueless in the second. Nothing less than a handsome win at Elland Road is acceptable. #COYS #THFC
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Gillette - the best a man can get.
What a depressing thought.
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That second-half-of-season Derby County side could have been in a remake of Escape to Victory
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Back to that cafe for a coffee!
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No, Bezos should play the villain
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Great to see the Waverley at Folkestone today. Shame about the weather, though.
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That wasn’t harsh, it was ridiculous.
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Sorry to cause confusion. I saw and liked the photo and made up something to rhyme with lemon cheesecake. That said, seven seas cake might be interesting!