it's been forever since i've gotten to kick back and lounge in my giant martini glass
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
it's been forever since i've gotten to kick back and lounge in my giant martini glass
risk, the family boardgame, inevitably reduces its players to a hobbesian state of nature, revealing the high-minded statesmenship of westphalian principles to be a thin and brittle sham
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
risk, the family boardgame, inevitably reduces its players to a hobbesian state of nature, revealing the high-minded statesmenship of westphalian principles to be a thin and brittle sham
experimenting with a new ideolect, replacing 'from' with the more dynamic 'out of' in various contexts e.g. this yogurt is out of the local dairy; that bit of chisme is out of the woman at the salon etc.
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
experimenting with a new ideolect, replacing 'from' with the more dynamic 'out of' in various contexts e.g. this yogurt is out of the local dairy; that bit of chisme is out of the woman at the salon etc.
authors who use superlatives when blurbing books are lowly and repellent
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
authors who use superlatives when blurbing books are lowly and repellent
falling asleep with a roaring fire and waking to smoulderimg ashes, concisely signaling to the audience of reality, me, that time has elapsed within the diegesis
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
falling asleep with a roaring fire and waking to smoulderimg ashes, concisely signaling to the audience of reality, me, that time has elapsed within the diegesis
the band at the diner doing elvis and orbison covers with a snide, almost no-wave flair but the old couples keep dancing, defiant boogie woogie twists as if the sound was stone cold faithful
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the band at the diner doing elvis and orbison covers with a snide, almost no-wave flair but the old couples keep dancing, defiant boogie woogie twists as if the sound was stone cold faithful
my priest, my rabbi, and my imam all agree that my use of patois was entirely tasteful given the extenuating circumstances
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
my priest, my rabbi, and my imam all agree that my use of patois was entirely tasteful given the extenuating circumstances
welcome to america, we've carefully designed your port of entry to both look and feel like eraserhead
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
welcome to america, we've carefully designed your port of entry to both look and feel like eraserhead
he's nice but sadly he's got a face fit for an anamatronic tree
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
he's nice but sadly he's got a face fit for an anamatronic tree
everyone at the airport bar getting tanked and riffing on infrastructure poetics, this lady just bought a whole round of curaçao shots for cause someone quoted augé
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
everyone at the airport bar getting tanked and riffing on infrastructure poetics, this lady just bought a whole round of curaçao shots for cause someone quoted augé
at each stop approaching the airport more and more people board the train with luggage, transforming the ride into an increasingly difficult game of multi-player klotski
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
at each stop approaching the airport more and more people board the train with luggage, transforming the ride into an increasingly difficult game of multi-player klotski
joining the yangshan port community softball league
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
joining the yangshan port community softball league
massive milestone today: our body count has officially surpassed six billion; this comes ahead of schedule, and according to our internal models, puts us on track to meet our goal of total population intercourse by Q4 next year; big thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
massive milestone today: our body count has officially surpassed six billion; this comes ahead of schedule, and according to our internal models, puts us on track to meet our goal of total population intercourse by Q4 next year; big thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!
back when i interned at CERN this mole-like person kept breaking into the facility to sleep in the tubes and every morning one of us had to chase them out with a broom
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
back when i interned at CERN this mole-like person kept breaking into the facility to sleep in the tubes and every morning one of us had to chase them out with a broom
downloading twelve to fifteen pdfs, reading two or three of them, sending connection requests to twenty five cryptographers on linkedin, doing a line, and going to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
downloading twelve to fifteen pdfs, reading two or three of them, sending connection requests to twenty five cryptographers on linkedin, doing a line, and going to sleep
welcome to my sleazy and select tokyo swinger club, we offer anonymous sex with alluring strangers, and spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
welcome to my sleazy and select tokyo swinger club, we offer anonymous sex with alluring strangers, and spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
i feel like some people know just ten to twelve basic concepts that they continually trot out and rearrange to explain every social phenomenon on earth
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i feel like some people know just ten to twelve basic concepts that they continually trot out and rearrange to explain every social phenomenon on earth
the hold music for the tokyo metropolitan bureau of sewerage is an earsplitting midi rendition of 'home on the range'
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the hold music for the tokyo metropolitan bureau of sewerage is an earsplitting midi rendition of 'home on the range'
experimenting with the concept of 'gaijin-maxxxing'
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
experimenting with the concept of 'gaijin-maxxxing'
is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
bartleby the rise and grinder
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
bartleby the rise and grinder