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TheHeavyMetalCowboy
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((18+, Foul Mouthed Cowboy)) If tomatoes are a fruit does that mean ketchup is jelly? Twitch?: https://twitch.tv/TheHeavyMetalCowboy (M, 2?, Hell, MI)
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 2d
We truly are living in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah here in the U.S.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 3d
I have a problem. I'll have his nightmare where I'll wake up, then fall right back to sleep. I'm conscious the entire time. My body is just trapped. Tonight is the first time a nightmare led into one of these dreams and the first time where I was screaming. Like, outside of the dream.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 4d
Speed Ball Part 2: Electric Boogaloo let's gooooo
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 5d
Hear me out. Skirt go spinny is fun and all. But what about combat skirt go spinny? But weights on that shit and spin around like a beyblade.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 6d
Damn, I can't believe Time Warner Cable took so much Tylenol it ended up on Spectrum.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 8d
I fucking hate Mike DeWine. God, I hate him so much. Dishonor on him, his family, his fucking cow.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 9d
Fuck you and fuck Ohio's authoritarian, against the constitution laws. Maybe if we didn't have a bunch of boot licking cucks on the Supreme Court, we would have already stood up to this dictator.
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 10d
In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Our Approach to Age Assurance - Bluesky
We’re committed to keeping our community informed as we navigate new regional regulations.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 14d
When I die. If you dare touch my beard, I will come back to kill you. Not haunt you, I'll fucking merc you. Knives will be flying, and fires will start. I'll possess you and make you play froger across I-5.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 18d
BDSM scene that involves hard edging. Sit down at a table facing across from each other. Pull out two Magic The Gathering decks built for the Commander format. Hand your sub a specifically made deck for them, a combo deck, with no way to start the combo or use it fully. Always a card or two short.
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NH|Kay @trinityfgc.bsky.social · 18d
me, @mhk-x.bsky.social, and @t-h-m-c.bsky.social
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 18d
My Queer Balls and my Gay Cock
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 19d
My favorite genre of horror is world history.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 20d
I'm going to be honest.

The Son and The Daughter reaffirmed that I was, in fact, a bisexual gremlin.

I could definitely see myself being a Je'daii if those two were what I'd be balancing.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 20d
Keep the Christ out of Halloween. I'll concede for you (wrongly) assuming X is trying to take Christ outta Christmas, but if you step into Halloween, the X is coming back up.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 21d
Last month, I got yelled at in a casino bathroom for taking insulin. Yesterday, I had the cops called on me because someone thought I ODed in the car while I was making a Dunkin' Donuts mobile order.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 21d
Every year my state fucking implodes in on itself and every year I'm reminded that Hell is Real.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · 23d
I made some beef strokin off with some shit talking mushrooms.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 8
I've got a magic hot take. I really like Aetherdrift. Car go vroom.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 8
If you turn one Sol Ring, Arcane Signet, and Llanowar Eleves, this entire board is getting wiped. Including the lands.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 7
To all the Ace people out there, I have a question for y'all. Red Lobster Biscuts or Olive Garden Breadsticks?
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 6
I'm standing here in a supermarket debating on if I should risk a heart attack or not. They re-released Monster Ultra Black. That, White, and Rehab were my shit growing up.

...you know maybe that's why I have heart issues.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 6
Oh god. I have to wake up in two hours and I can't get sleep due to the god damn raccs fucking in my attic.

I thought foxes and rabbits were horny but they've been going at it now for four hours.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 5
All my life, I thought furries were supposed to be good at IT and software development.

Then I remember Discord exists.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Sep 3
Gotta love when companies bill the wrong insurance after holding on to your thing for a year, then try to gaslight you and tell you your understanding of what happened was wrong when you know damn well it wasnt.
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TheHeavyMetalCowboy @t-h-m-c.bsky.social · Aug 28
The one thing I remember before nearly dying is looking at my doctor (who thought I was talking in my sleep) saying the time, date, location, and telling him exactly why I was strapped to an operating table. Then he looked at me. I blinked. I woke up to die.