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I wish that were true.
April 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I wish that were true.
Sadly only a rounding error.
April 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sadly only a rounding error.
I agree. Harvard should apologize for Peter Navarro.
April 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I agree. Harvard should apologize for Peter Navarro.
The last one to speak with him wins. He has no plan, he has no rudder.
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The last one to speak with him wins. He has no plan, he has no rudder.
Saw that line on X in a comment from someone else, before yours. Is that how this works now?
April 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Saw that line on X in a comment from someone else, before yours. Is that how this works now?
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
He’s actually quite stupid.
April 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He’s actually quite stupid.
Certain victims are more important to Bondi than others. Her order:
1. White executives
2. White-collar criminals
3. White Teslas
4. Other colors of Teslas
5. White Trump voters
6. Non-white Trump voters
7. Everyone else
1. White executives
2. White-collar criminals
3. White Teslas
4. Other colors of Teslas
5. White Trump voters
6. Non-white Trump voters
7. Everyone else
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Certain victims are more important to Bondi than others. Her order:
1. White executives
2. White-collar criminals
3. White Teslas
4. Other colors of Teslas
5. White Trump voters
6. Non-white Trump voters
7. Everyone else
1. White executives
2. White-collar criminals
3. White Teslas
4. Other colors of Teslas
5. White Trump voters
6. Non-white Trump voters
7. Everyone else
Clearly Biden’s fault. Or Harris’? Perhaps Hillary’s emails caused it.
March 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Clearly Biden’s fault. Or Harris’? Perhaps Hillary’s emails caused it.
And we’re the ones that pay every time he ups the tariffs, regardless of who made him mad.
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And we’re the ones that pay every time he ups the tariffs, regardless of who made him mad.
The AI caption is: Lonely man not satisfied with only one made-up partner.
March 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The AI caption is: Lonely man not satisfied with only one made-up partner.
Him and Big Balls. The cybercrime guy.
March 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Him and Big Balls. The cybercrime guy.
They’ve all agreed to adopt the line “no war plans were texted”. As if that is the point. Attack plans, yes. War plans? Of course not, because we’re highly competent and only skirt communication retention requirements and use insecure messaging for attack plans. Not war plans.
March 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They’ve all agreed to adopt the line “no war plans were texted”. As if that is the point. Attack plans, yes. War plans? Of course not, because we’re highly competent and only skirt communication retention requirements and use insecure messaging for attack plans. Not war plans.