tom c
t0mcan.bsky.social
tom c
@t0mcan.bsky.social
it took me nearly 33 years to figure out that it’s easier to scoop and spread peanut butter and/or jelly with a spoon than a butter knife and that’s why no one should listen to me about anything
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i will use this account for something worthwhile eventually but for now i’m just gonna keep saying dumb shit since no one’s watching
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
nothing like spilling a very full glass all over your kitchen to remind you of all the feelings you’ve been suppressing
February 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
why do we call human children and baby goats both kids
January 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM