T0PH3R
@t0ph3r.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Scientist. Scottish 🏴
Former Venter 💙
Former Venter 💙
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T0PH3R
@t0ph3r.bsky.social
· Feb 8
If I see that you have "vent refugee", or something to that effect, in your bio, there's a good chance that I'm gonna Follow you.
We've got to stick together because we've been through some shit. 💪
We've got to stick together because we've been through some shit. 💪
I made it home! ☺️☺️☺️☺️
I should be going home today!!!
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I made it home! ☺️☺️☺️☺️
I should be going home today!!!
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I should be going home today!!!
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
🚁 ➡️ 🌊 ➡️ 🏠
I am so mentally drained. I just want to go into hibernation for winter.
Wake me up in March? 😴
Wake me up in March? 😴
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am so mentally drained. I just want to go into hibernation for winter.
Wake me up in March? 😴
Wake me up in March? 😴
Made a chemis-tree at work . . . . the best I could do with some green tape, yellow tape, a red pen and a silver pen. 😅
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Made a chemis-tree at work . . . . the best I could do with some green tape, yellow tape, a red pen and a silver pen. 😅
Last Saturday at work for the year! Flying home for Christmas on Wednesday! 🥳
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Last Saturday at work for the year! Flying home for Christmas on Wednesday! 🥳
It's 8am and I already cannot wait for lunchtime! 🐟🍟
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It's 8am and I already cannot wait for lunchtime! 🐟🍟
If the birth of Jesus's story was modernised, what gifts would the 3 wise men bring?
I'm saying a stab proof vest (because there's a lot of dangerous people in the world), a go pro (so he can film his Christian missionary adventures for his vlog), and a bitcoin (because he's gonna need some dolla).
I'm saying a stab proof vest (because there's a lot of dangerous people in the world), a go pro (so he can film his Christian missionary adventures for his vlog), and a bitcoin (because he's gonna need some dolla).
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If the birth of Jesus's story was modernised, what gifts would the 3 wise men bring?
I'm saying a stab proof vest (because there's a lot of dangerous people in the world), a go pro (so he can film his Christian missionary adventures for his vlog), and a bitcoin (because he's gonna need some dolla).
I'm saying a stab proof vest (because there's a lot of dangerous people in the world), a go pro (so he can film his Christian missionary adventures for his vlog), and a bitcoin (because he's gonna need some dolla).
What's with the growing number of sellers on here?! Whether it's NSFW content or some naff products, it's not wanted.
If you follow me and you're obviously after my money, I will simply report you.
If you follow me and you're obviously after my money, I will simply report you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What's with the growing number of sellers on here?! Whether it's NSFW content or some naff products, it's not wanted.
If you follow me and you're obviously after my money, I will simply report you.
If you follow me and you're obviously after my money, I will simply report you.
The first of December also means this belter can be shared.
Disclaimer: I've no idea what he's singing at times either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6...
Disclaimer: I've no idea what he's singing at times either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6...
Aylan's Christmas song at Elfingrove
YouTube video by STV News
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The first of December also means this belter can be shared.
Disclaimer: I've no idea what he's singing at times either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6...
Disclaimer: I've no idea what he's singing at times either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6...
The 1st of December meeeaaaannnsss . . . CHRISTMAS SONGS! 🎄🎵
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The 1st of December meeeaaaannnsss . . . CHRISTMAS SONGS! 🎄🎵
This is true. I feel so beige bland sometimes.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is true. I feel so beige bland sometimes.
Morning Bluesky! Happy Sunday!
Except it's stormy af here. I'm soaked through and I was outside for 15mins. Horizontal rain, 60mph wind, middle of the sea.
Send help. #SOS
Except it's stormy af here. I'm soaked through and I was outside for 15mins. Horizontal rain, 60mph wind, middle of the sea.
Send help. #SOS
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Morning Bluesky! Happy Sunday!
Except it's stormy af here. I'm soaked through and I was outside for 15mins. Horizontal rain, 60mph wind, middle of the sea.
Send help. #SOS
Except it's stormy af here. I'm soaked through and I was outside for 15mins. Horizontal rain, 60mph wind, middle of the sea.
Send help. #SOS
Today, I am 399 months old. 🥳
I wonder if anyone has ever said that before.
I wonder if anyone has ever said that before.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today, I am 399 months old. 🥳
I wonder if anyone has ever said that before.
I wonder if anyone has ever said that before.
It's funny how just 1 small message from someone can have such a big impact on your mood and your day.
My day was ruined by 4.45am. Thank you very much for that.
My day was ruined by 4.45am. Thank you very much for that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It's funny how just 1 small message from someone can have such a big impact on your mood and your day.
My day was ruined by 4.45am. Thank you very much for that.
My day was ruined by 4.45am. Thank you very much for that.
Just realised that it's been over a year since Vent was k!lled off . . . .
RIP Vent.
#FuckYouJamieDruitt
RIP Vent.
#FuckYouJamieDruitt
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just realised that it's been over a year since Vent was k!lled off . . . .
RIP Vent.
#FuckYouJamieDruitt
RIP Vent.
#FuckYouJamieDruitt
I don't understand why people go on holiday and get their hair cut when they're away.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I don't understand why people go on holiday and get their hair cut when they're away.
It's been nearly 3 weeks and I'm still getting fresh, new, hand foot and mouth blisters appearing on my hands and feet . . . WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING VIRUS VACATE MY BODY?!?!?! 🤬
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's been nearly 3 weeks and I'm still getting fresh, new, hand foot and mouth blisters appearing on my hands and feet . . . WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING VIRUS VACATE MY BODY?!?!?! 🤬
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you lock your locker key in the locker before the start of your shift.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you lock your locker key in the locker before the start of your shift.
Reposted by T0PH3R
people are fucking twats
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
people are fucking twats
I'd love to be able to play the piano, but I can't read music, and I'm as tone deaf as a teaspoon.
*sigh*
*sigh*
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'd love to be able to play the piano, but I can't read music, and I'm as tone deaf as a teaspoon.
*sigh*
*sigh*
"Only Fools and Horses" has got to be the biggest heap of shit on tv.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"Only Fools and Horses" has got to be the biggest heap of shit on tv.