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I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast planes, whiskey, and you...what else you need to know? RIO/WSO • attorney • dread pirate • opinions own #AnytimeBaby
Love you, Monty, but the Christmas Spirit compels me to be honest here
a woman is smiling with the words the truth sets everyone free above her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words the truth sets everyone free above her
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November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It’s in the script in black and white…

John gets in the limo, his driver turns on RunDMC’s Christmas in Hollis

McClane: Don't you have any Christmas music?

Argyle: This IS Christmas music!
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s a seasonal tale about redemption, family, love, and reconciliation. 💯 Christmas movie.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
They were right up until they turned Ilsa Faust into just another Refrigerator Girlfriend. Smart, capable woman character must be sacrificed for no reason other than male protagonist’s motivation. I’m just so fucking tired of the trope.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Not when it’s done properly!
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Have never had. Would try before rendering judgment, but am skeptical
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Oh, no. Rhubarb is awful. And it is ever too frequently used to ruin a delightful strawberry pie.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Everyone is forgetting fresh strawberry
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Also: say really offensive things with a heavy accent and lots of slang
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bag turkey is screamingly midwestern, but it actually works. I just call it “en papillote” to feel classy 😉😄
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Isn’t Stockholm Syndrome debunked and itself deeply based in misogyny?
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Those Reynolds oven bags are magic for moist turkey, no brining required
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Most of the Asian restaurants near me that I’ve tried are bland and sad—not to mention ridiculously expensive (the closest pho to me is $43/bowl(!)) I did find a great Thai place near my office with good lunch specials tho
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Oooooh. I might have to try those
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Executive overflow!
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM