Kyle 🌴🌈🐬
@t0tallykyle.bsky.social
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Friendly smedium 30+ He/himbo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ just along for the ride. I like gardening, nature, weeb stuff, subculture fashion, and y2k nostalgia :) Currently working on enjoying PNW summer to the fullest.
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When you recall portrait mode exists at the aquarium
School of silver fish amongst eelgrass in a blue walled exhibit. You can literally see every scale on some fish Extra af jellyfish that looks like a zebra-striped beret with a fringe of short tentacles that are tipped with pink little balls. Dramatically lit juvenile moray eel peeks out from some rocks A lone shrimp sits atop a pile of muscles attached to a vertical pole; surrounded by bright fish is and green algae
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おはようございます🤗🤗🤗
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Learning too much abt PCBs and now walking into any building built before 1980 feels like this
SpongeBob in silent hill meme
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It’s spooky season so I’m back on my bullshit (reading abt environmental disasters and Superfund sites on Wikipedia)
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Some misc #mushrooms that I can’t quite tell what they are. If anyone has guesses please lmk.

I have a suspicion that 4th one is an orange coral fungus that is only just starting to pop up 🪸. #Fungifriends
Cluster of tiny, orange gilled mushrooms tightly clustered and growing sideways off a log. A mature mushroom with a glistening, slimy cap with a light brown color peeking out of the moss.  Two mature tan-colored mushrooms in the moss, both with a ring on the stem. An orange lump in the pine needles. It’s made up of many tiny tubes with split ends.
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As usual there were many Russula on the trail, but this one’s a little cuter than normal. I think this one is Russula emetica, aka “the sickener”. Needless to say you don’t want to eat it. #fungifriends
A small mushroom with a cute, shiny pink cap and white stem popping up from the duff.
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Easily found tons of Douglas Fir Cone Mushrooms… as the name implies, it’s the only thing they grow on! #fungifriends
My hand holding a skinny Douglas fir cone with 3 spindly little white mushrooms growing out of it
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I think the Fly Agaric, or Amanita Muscaria, hardly needs an introduction. Here’s a young one I found popping up out of the duff. #fungifriends
A small, young specimen of the iconic fly agaric mushroom. The bulb-shaped cap has yet to unfurl but has its characteristic red color and white chunks.
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Here’s Turbinellus floccosus, aka “scaly vase” or “wooly chanterelle”. Technically edible for some but decent chance of making you sick 😅 #fungifriends
A collection of 4 closely clustered, trumpet shaped mushrooms that are veined and cream colored on the outside, scaly and orange on the inside growing out of the duff. Top down view of prev mushroom
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Saw several bolete mushrooms too! I suspect these are all Admirable Bolete, which are edible but reports of their tastiness are variable. Left them for other hikers to admire since I wasn’t super sure. #fungifriends
A single bolete growing out of the forest floor covered in pine needles. It has a brownish top, yellow pores on the underside of the cap, and a brownish stem. Some boletes growing out of a dead stump that look past their prime. These have velvety reddish brown caps, one is missing a large chunk. A single bolete growing on some wood. You can see the matte, velvety texture of the brown cap. A small and aged bolete growing alone out of the moss. The brown cap has started to flake and the underside pores are a bright, sulfurous yellow.
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I did a lot of #mushroom #photography yesterday so yall get a a 🧵. These were all found near Snoqualmie, WA at elevations between like ~2000-3000ft.

Here’s what I think are some kind of Mycenae sp. There were TONS of them and their orange color is so striking on the moss. #fungifriends
Some kind of orange mycena mushroom that are tiny, loosely clustered, and nestled in the moss
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We hiked Talapus and Olallie lake trail off Snoqualmie Pass today. Since we’ve had some early fall rains already there were sooo many mushrooms 🍄‍🟫
Me standing on a rock on the shores of Lake Olallie with trees and mountain behind me. I’m wearing a Puget Sound Mushroom Society shirt and holding a beer. A perfect little scene of a mushroom with a pinkish flat cap(probably a shrimp russula) nestled in the moss with wild Solomon’s seal fanning over it
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Heaven's Crossing🚸🪷
#riso #oc fluo lime, mint, fluo red, blue
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They were also coming up from under a fallen log like that white chanterelle you found… there weren’t many and I was lucky to spot them!
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May have found my first golden chanterelle in the wild I’m TWEAKING
Me holding what is very likely a golden chanterelle mushroom in front of Lake Ollalie
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Sports have caused $75 event parking for getting dim sum 💀💀
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Cups with the ice cuz we do this every night
4 packs of Sashimi trim from uwajimaya— mackerel, yellowtail, king salmon, and geoduck
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her: you better not be petite ficus retusa when I get home

me:
small potted ficus plant. the bark looks like a voluptuous lady with an exaggerated tiny waist and very thick thighs, and the leaves are sprouting out from where her shoulders would be same plant but from behind, and now the bark looks like an asscrack
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Bonus: OP followed up w “but don’t go to Bsky it’s boring”
Extra Bonus: OP’s a crotchety centrist and I like that he’s not on here
Tweet that says “People abandoning this platform for Bluesky has been a disaster for global understanding. Even in a tiny realm like Japanese politics, because so many well-informed accounts left, the vacuum’s filled by misinformation, clickbait or LARPing accounts where there once were experts”. Michael Jackson going “I love this song!” Meme
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Sorry to Spainpost again but I do not use the “most beautiful place I’ve ever been” title lightly for Palau Marcel in Sitges.
Me in a matching Hawaiian shirt and shorts set standing at the tiled and pillared terrace of Palau Maricel overlooking the ocean
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blackcasebook.bsky.social
I for one am shocked that Travis Kelce isn’t the muse Taylor Swift needed to reach a new level artistically
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Been doing lots of pulls on the new Ex expansion pack and it shows 😅 #pokemontcgp
Mew ex card with lots of shiny, art deco-esque designs Crawdaunt art card w crawdaunt holding up its claws in a shallow pool Gardevoir art card where she is standing in a rose garden  Art card of Floragato running along a tiled rooftop at dawn