The Urban Goose
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The Urban Goose
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Goose about town.
Well, I am shocked.
February 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They used to be her shoes, didn't they, Dorothy.
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February 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I know someone who was sent to prison without trial for stealing lightbulbs.

It's a Lumen Rights violation.
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I get one of my entourage to carry mine.
February 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's a Grohe.
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Careful. If you piss your wife off, you'll have to get your own flat.
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The fresh air from the window is entirely at odds with writing in steam in the mirror. Your parents were right.
February 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You were charging Too Much.
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I think I'm a pretty good judge 🤣 I don't think it is too much to ask that an author has more than one story. Something isn't good just because there is worse stuff on Kindle Unlimited.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out when I'm done with Wind and Truth. 👍
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I read Project Hail Mary last year. It is the same book as The Martian. Same central character, just with a different name. You should have a go, you can't be any worse!
January 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I was going to get a neck tattoo, but ended up getting a chest tattoo instead.

I'll have to work up to it.
January 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I know this is about the film not the book, and that this is Fesshole not AnonOpinion, but Andy Wier is a terrible writer.
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
*cunt's
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Your Price.
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Was this the secondary school?
Home - Sydney Secondary College Leichhardt Campus
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January 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bus Driver: "How old are you,son?"

Steve: "I'm 9 or 10."

Steve's Mum: 🤦‍♀️
January 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"The Chemistry is great"
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January 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Surely you'd always just end up at Reading?
January 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Buying train tickets at random? In this economy?
January 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Did you meet via the "Lonely Sharts" column in the local paper?
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
For some reason this reminds me of a Peppa Pig episode, but instead of all falling over laughing, everyone shits themselves.
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January 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I've bet you've had a few "Armitage Shanks" thinking of the bathroom store girl.
January 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM