When I see people asking for recommendations for “a BBC dildo”, I get tempted to send them something like this:

Lest you think I jest.
Forsooth! I do not!

If you’re wondering why a sex toy blogger (me) is fav’ing or reposting your comments about Today’s Happenings, it’s because being trans gives me very strong feelings about The Happenings. Know in your heart that I’m aware this is me in the second panel:
(apologies, I have no idea who the artist is)

I received a generous parcel full of sex toys from my friends at HappyBed (t4toy.com/affiliate-li...) today! 🎁 Now I have an intimidating amount of masturbating to do… 😳 Not to mention a bunch of Vibrator Glamour Shots to take and touch-up! 📸 Here is but a wee sample of the behind-the-scenes:

It’s time for another thrilling episode of everyone’s favourite game: “WTF Does This Charger Go With?”!!! 👏🤣😁😅👏 On today’s program:

Hey American readers of my sex toy reviews, lookie what I found for you! This one shows the inches in the same direction as the centimetres!! 😁 I’ll be using it in my measurement photos going forward, and I may gradually update the older photos too so you can get a better sense of scale.