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Tabby Lavalamp
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BlueSky influencer.
Four time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon.

Canadian. Sorry.
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Whose idea was it to change how you take screenshots in Windows 11?
Scarlet from the anime "May I Ask For One Final Thing", with blood splatter on her face and holding up her hand wearing a fingerless, studded leather glove asking, "May I kindly start punching you?"
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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John Cena on Vince McMahon, as if the latter's crimes are his to forgive. If all of the accusations are true, and I have no reason to doubt it, the man needs to be in prison, not the WWE. Even if only some are true. I'd like to see him stripped of his wealth too.
“I know, now, he’s out. In my eyes, I’d like to think that time heals everything and I believe in forgiveness. I also believe in looking at the body of work. I also know there is a lot of fragile stuff going on there. I’ve learned to become a little more accountable for what I say, and just because I feel a certain way about a person doesn’t excuse them from being accountable for their actions. Just because he did start ‘all this gangster shit,’ doesn’t mean he doesn’t need to be accountable for his actions. Let’s figure out what that means, and then figure out if we can move forward and bring it back in the fold or if it stays the way it is.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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You should see the incredible Secret Lair Pride version of it...
The Magic the Gathering card Bearscape, an enchantment for one and two green mana with the ability "For one and a green, exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green bear creature token." This version depicts several big, hairy men of different ethnicities relaxing in and around a hot spring, four of whom are two couples.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I'm going to tell my children this was Robert Morse and US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.
Still from the movie musical How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying with star Robert Morse and co-star Rudy Vallee who I think US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent resembles.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Scarlet from the anime "May I Ask For One Final Thing", with blood splatter on her face and holding up her hand wearing a fingerless, studded leather glove asking, "May I kindly start punching you?" but I added (poorly) "Billionaire," in front of the question.
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I'm finally starting to get the whole "waifu" thing. Damn, this show is cathartic (she is asking a complete piece of shit corrupt noble who traffics in slavery).
Scarlet from the anime "May I Ask For One Final Thing", with blood splatter on her face and holding up her hand wearing a fingerless, studded leather glove asking, "May I kindly start punching you?"
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
Picture of the car from the Beverly Hillbillies with two women sitting dangerously high on an old sofa strapped behind the front seats.
October 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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WRONG! The answer is "none," you ridiculous waste of resources!
My first ever interaction with ChatGPT where I asked, "What's the appropriate number of laughing crying emojis to use in a social media post?" Its reply, "The "right" number of 😂 laughing crying emojis in a social media post depends on your tone, audience, and the platform—but here's a quick guide to avoid overdoing it or looking out of touch: ✅ Generally Appropriate Emoji Counts: Context Recommended 😂 Count Light chuckle / mildly funny 1 Funny but not hysterical 2 You're dying of laughter (for real) 3 (maybe 4 if dramatic)" There was a reply for 5+ that wasn't in the screenshot.
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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A panel from the comic strip Nancy where Sluggo is carrying a sign that says "Eat At" with the Olive Garden logo poorly pasted below (I hate how much of a pain MS Paint can be). The word balloon has him saying, "When you're here, you're eating genuine Italian food!"
September 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I was already done with @ultimateguard.bsky.social but then I heard about this to had to go check it to confirm, and yeah, I REALLY done with #UltimateGuard.
A screenshot of a tweet from Ryan Nicholas, @tronisbad, dated Aug 29, quote tweeting his own tweet dated Jun 8. The original tweet says "Dont lose sight of your morals for product Remembering the day I was brought into a discord call by one of my sponsors and was asked to refrain from using the word “genocide” while speaking out about the genocide that was happening in Palestine I did not re-sign my contract" The new tweet says, "With a significant number of creators dropping sponsorships today bc of UG’s decision to continually make immoral choices, I’m no longer afraid to state that this same company requested I refrain from using the verbiage “genocide” when referring to Palestine Free Palestine"
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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#FamilyCircus
Family Circus comic panel with Jeffy in the foreground looking sad, his face dirty, clothes torn, and shoe lace untied. In the background is Dolly staring angrily at him while holding a doll. I have recaptioned it to say, "Dolly says she's tired of people saying, 'There's Dolly with a dolly,' and I had to pay the price." I forgot to put a period after "price" though, something I just noticed as I'm writing this.
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Or you could have not lost your shit on social media in defence of a billionaire.

Also, here is a photo of the woman she's praising, so WTF are you going on about?
Photo of Fiona Apple who, like Taylor Swift, is a white woman.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I watched #Thunderbolts last night and really liked how it ended until a thought came to mind. Spoilers in the image alt text.
This is an image of the word "SPOILER" in all-caps black text on a white background. I will now move on to the actual spoiler and my thought if you would like to move on. The big threat was vanquished with a hug. I liked that until I started to wonder if this was commentary on the "male loneliness epidemic" and the movie was telling us to be nice to men or they'll destroy the world. Because, you know, we're not allowed to say "toxic masculinity" thanks to bad faith commentators deliberately misinterpreting it and the male loneliness epidemic being a direct result of it. But yeah, despite those thoughts I still like that a hug saved the world.
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I still can't believe that bland corporate logo updates are "work" now. Imagine the freak out if it went the way it could have...
"CrackerBarrel" in blue Ariel font.
August 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Yaeko from the anime Dekin no Mogura: The Earthbound Mole with a disgusted look on her face.
August 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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An old-timey photo of one man standing on another man's neck with the newly added caption, "Purity tests never work! If you don't let this candidate stand on your neck, the other candidate will stand on your neck while throwing darts at children! There are no other options!"
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Check out my sickle, Elphaba.
Elphaba and Galinda from Wicked reaching out to each other. Elphaba is in the air riding on her broom stick reaching down while Galinda is on the ground reaching up. I used MS Paint to put an image of a sickle in Galinda's hand.
August 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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If I man, instead of a jack-o'-lantern this Halloween...
A badly drawn cartoon carrot with a jack-o'-lantern face and the text "SCARE-OT".
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Here's a screenshot from one frame...
A screenshot of the hands in the video merged into each other.
August 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Let it then notice that nothing of value has been lost?
Irish Times headline: "Ireland is running out of priests. There is an obvious solution."
August 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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An image of the Shazam Capt. Marvel with the text "Superman says... Don't be pedantic, kids!"
July 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The only #HulkHogan I acknowledge.
A poorly edited image (my apologies, I did it MS Paint) of the body of the incredible Hulk with the green head of Col. Hogan from the sitcom Hogan's Heroes.
July 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I don't know about you, but usually when I mute someone I don't see and respond to their replies. 😄
Screenshot of this conversation where the genocide enjoyer says they've muted Maeve, but somehow sees Maeve's reply and responds again.
July 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM