Table Top Joe
@tabletopjoe.bsky.social
Book mad, guitar mad, football mad, politics mad. Labour voter.
This is the only reasonable solution.
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is the only reasonable solution.
MAGA. They'd sell a recording of their mother's death rattle if they thought there was a dollar in it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
MAGA. They'd sell a recording of their mother's death rattle if they thought there was a dollar in it.
Frame it and put it on the mantelpiece. It will keep the kids away from the fire over Christmas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Frame it and put it on the mantelpiece. It will keep the kids away from the fire over Christmas.
Less of an aura, more of a stink.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Less of an aura, more of a stink.
What a craven piece of shit this man is.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What a craven piece of shit this man is.
Easy for me to say here in the largely politically apathetic UK, but I can't understand why hordes of US citizens aren't brandishing pitchforks outside the White House. It is now unquestionably a police state.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Easy for me to say here in the largely politically apathetic UK, but I can't understand why hordes of US citizens aren't brandishing pitchforks outside the White House. It is now unquestionably a police state.
He's like a friendless 12yo boy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
He's like a friendless 12yo boy.
I love the USA and have friends and memories there aplenty. Soooooo glad I don't live there though.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love the USA and have friends and memories there aplenty. Soooooo glad I don't live there though.
Ooooof, you've missed by a mile.
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ooooof, you've missed by a mile.
Thank you so much for posting this. Absolutely fascinating.
September 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Thank you so much for posting this. Absolutely fascinating.
I'd describe someone who's spent 26 years in prison as being incompatible with British society.
September 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I'd describe someone who's spent 26 years in prison as being incompatible with British society.
I have no wish to disparage any of the military personnel involved but dropping bombs from 50,000 feet, unopposed by any enemy air force, does not make you some kind of super warrior, Pete. You paranoid, incompetent fool.
June 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have no wish to disparage any of the military personnel involved but dropping bombs from 50,000 feet, unopposed by any enemy air force, does not make you some kind of super warrior, Pete. You paranoid, incompetent fool.
Charlatans, fake Christians. Also, certifiable lunatics.
June 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Charlatans, fake Christians. Also, certifiable lunatics.
What a truly awful person she is.
June 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
What a truly awful person she is.
Who remembers his spray on hair?
May 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Who remembers his spray on hair?
Masked police. Fascism 101
May 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Masked police. Fascism 101
Trump said goodbye to moron ages ago, he has now reached amoeba.
May 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Trump said goodbye to moron ages ago, he has now reached amoeba.
Remember when he sprayed fake hair on his head? That was hilarious.
May 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Remember when he sprayed fake hair on his head? That was hilarious.
Gives me the ick.
April 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gives me the ick.
Chlorinated chicken. Yummy!
April 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Chlorinated chicken. Yummy!
Obesity stats don't lie. You lot live off UPFs.
April 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Obesity stats don't lie. You lot live off UPFs.